IT'S ONLY A MATTER IF TIME BEFORE ONE OF THEM WAKES UP NEXT TO A REINDEER HEAD

American Santas plunged into civil war

(Thanks to DavCat)

Comments

[Dr. Doug]

Gad, what an ado about nothing.

[Meanie the Blue]

"Elf Net's 6'4 tall administrator"

*SNORK*

[Jeff Meyerson]

Claus-on-Claus Violence - next year's Tim Allen movie?

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

Ho ho HOOOOOOO!!!!

[Kathybear]

And "Trolli" is chairman of the board for Amalgamated Santas? What's a troll doing in an elf's position?

[JayP]

Claus on Claus violence? Really? I have no idea what you are talking about.

[chuck]

the Elf Net's 6'4 tall administrator "used his elbow to bounce me off the wall" while Mr Trolli said the interloper charged into him "like a linebacker".

ahh...I can feel the spirit of the season warming my heart.

[Nick, as in Saint]

Either toss some loot into the pot, or move along, heathen.

[MartiniShark]

Excerpt from the Ken Burns PBS Special Documentary--:

It's been a long, cold July,Martha. Bells litter the grounds, but even when someone accidently kicks one it doesn't so much as jingle. The elves huddle around wrapping paper fires, canes of candy helping to prop up the wounded. The thousand-yard stares in their little eyes search for tinsel but they never twinkle. Blitzen is about the only 'Deer left standing, his antlers long shorn off from battle, but he still patrols the grounds, vigilantly keeping the rougue Kringles at bay. I'll be home to you soon, drawing on my pipe as our nog-fueled laughter once again fills the space 'round the hearth. For now though I must continue with my directive and convert mistletoe into Toe-Missles. We'll persrvere . . .and we'll be jolly again, soon.

--Kris, 11th of July, The Arctic-Dixon Line