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July 25, 2008

IF ONLY THE ZOO HAD KEPT A SUPPLY OF ANTI-MONKEY-BUTT POWDER

This might never have happened.

(Thanks to Siouxie)

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"We'll use up all our firepower first; and if that doesn't work, we'll just have to deploy the banana."

"Ichiro the chimp ... managed to escape to the roof in order to cool down during a heatwave."

He explained why he climbed onto the roof?

Since heat rises, his 'explanation' is suspiciously flawed. Polygraph time.

"Anti Monkey Butt Powder" is a good name for a rock band.

Who needs Anti-Monkey-Butt Powder? In south Louisiana Boudreaux's Butt Paste rules. Not only does it prevent this horrible monkey-type problem, but the product (say "Bood-rose Butt Paste") is an official sponsor of LSU Tiger sports.

OK, so maybe "Boudreaux's Butt Paste" wouldn't be such a great name for a rock band, but how about for zydeco?

I got some Anti-Monkey-Butt powder for Christmas last year. My butt has not since been monkeyfied...although to be honest, they should just call it crotch powder.

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