IF ONLY THE ZOO HAD KEPT A SUPPLY OF ANTI-MONKEY-BUTT POWDER
This might never have happened.
(Thanks to Siouxie)
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July 25, 2008
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"We'll use up all our firepower first; and if that doesn't work, we'll just have to deploy the banana."
Posted by: Betsy | July 25, 2008 at 04:23 PM
"Ichiro the chimp ... managed to escape to the roof in order to cool down during a heatwave."
He explained why he climbed onto the roof?
Posted by: Danny | July 25, 2008 at 04:23 PM
Since heat rises, his 'explanation' is suspiciously flawed. Polygraph time.
Posted by: Betsy | July 25, 2008 at 04:33 PM
"Anti Monkey Butt Powder" is a good name for a rock band.
Posted by: Samantha | July 25, 2008 at 05:04 PM
"Do you feel lucky, zookeeper?"
Posted by: Steve Haller | July 25, 2008 at 05:23 PM
Who needs Anti-Monkey-Butt Powder? In south Louisiana Boudreaux's Butt Paste rules. Not only does it prevent this horrible monkey-type problem, but the product (say "Bood-rose Butt Paste") is an official sponsor of LSU Tiger sports.
OK, so maybe "Boudreaux's Butt Paste" wouldn't be such a great name for a rock band, but how about for zydeco?
Posted by: whitebeach | July 26, 2008 at 10:51 PM
I got some Anti-Monkey-Butt powder for Christmas last year. My butt has not since been monkeyfied...although to be honest, they should just call it crotch powder.
Posted by: Momanon | July 27, 2008 at 03:44 PM