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I think I saw her at the buffet at Denny's.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 06, 2008 at 03:21 PM
Down by the river. I shot my baby.
Posted by: lil rascal | July 06, 2008 at 03:21 PM
Hay, they didn't have to shoot her.
Posted by: lil rascal | July 06, 2008 at 03:22 PM
I take it the 'Sun' has a TV station equal to our MSNBC?
Posted by: lil rascal | July 06, 2008 at 03:24 PM
Annie, they HAD to shoot her. The rest of us had to eat too.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 06, 2008 at 03:27 PM
"At all times the safety of the public was out priority.”
WTFBBQ????
Posted by: frodolives | July 06, 2008 at 03:29 PM
Ewwwwww, there's a cow licking my face ...!
Posted by: Steve Haller | July 06, 2008 at 03:40 PM
POLICE marksmen shot dead a cow claiming it posed "a danger to the public".
So, let me get this straight - the cow claimed it was a danger to the public?
They killed a talking cow?
Those b@stards!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 06, 2008 at 03:47 PM
Good eye, Jeff... we've seen at least three articles, just today, with poor grammar, punctuation, etc. Dave, you ever think of teaching journalism?
Posted by: frodolives | July 06, 2008 at 03:50 PM
OF COURSE, he was aggressive... He's shoved into a box going 60 mph and then gets dumped out in a strange land. What would YOU do? *Oh, hamburgers! yum!* sorry...
Posted by: eilbeback | July 06, 2008 at 05:07 PM
That's what I have, aggressive cow ...
Posted by: Denny Crane | July 06, 2008 at 05:14 PM
Whatcha sayin' Denny, he's got mad cow disease?... life grinds to a halt...
Posted by: frodolives | July 06, 2008 at 05:17 PM
Didn't they open for Meat Loaf in '88?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 06, 2008 at 06:03 PM
No ex-wife jokes yet? I'm a little surprised.
Posted by: shell | July 06, 2008 at 07:57 PM
Fortunately, don't have any ex-wives yet, shell, but it DOES remind me of a joke...
An aggressive cow walks into a bar...
Posted by: frodolives | July 06, 2008 at 09:41 PM