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July 06, 2008

FIRST GASOLINE, AND NOW THIS

(Thanks to DavCat)

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14,300 tonnes of gastropods WBAGNFARB...

Lessee....gas, snails, gas, snails....yup, I'd rather eat gas.

My roommate will be displeased.

You load 14,300 tonnes of gastropods, and whattayou get?
A pile of snail shells that would fill a Corvette...
Saint Peter dontcha call me, 'cause whattayou know--
I owe my heartburn to escargot...

*SNORKS* Tennessee!

prices are ,as they say, gastronomical...

process 14 tonnes and what do you get?
hunting for snails ain't all crepes suzette
slimy little bastards ain't worth it no more
j'ai vendu ma coeur to the company store

It's enough to make you surrender.

Oh, and snork at insom, even if it's actually mon coeur (-:

OMG, insom... it's been a long time since I took French classes, but I got it! L'aissez les bon temps roullez!!

There is a God!

I sense a French surrender coming soon.

I sense a French surrender coming soon.

You never see pelecypods causing any trouble. OK, some fools get their foot caught in a giant clam, but still...

oh, and the octopus porn, that's those cephalopods...

Steve,

It's (not its) when the centipedes and the millipedes want to get involved, ya' know, petitioning the ACLU and all, that it REALLY gets ugly... I'm sure Dave will keep us posted...

Mmmmmmm ........ slugs, whelks, and their like .....

My Ex took our daughter out to a French restaurant, and she called me all excited that she ate snails. I said tell your mother Daddy makes enough to take you out to eat food for dinner. (What's the point in gettin' a divorce if you can't have fun with it.)

psssst, M-Shark .... alimony increases

snails hell, this is a real problem!

It's set on paper, Meanie, no worries. Hell, I tried to get her to eat crawfish years ago, and have champagne at breakfast, and she told me I was a freak, now she and the new beau are eating snails and having "Breakfast at Wimbledon" mimosas in their living room like they invented it.

Escorgo come, escargo...

They do taste good, but I only ate it because it was that, or the Tripe...

Sorry, Daisy

I actually LIKED escargot, the one time I tried it... (Annie told me...) [I am SOOOOO toast!!!]

Siouxie, wanna just make a clean cut with the machete across the neck and make it quick?

i remember those cars. L-car, S-car - look at those S-cars go....

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