FASCISM CREEPING BACK INTO IN ITALY

Now they want to take away a man's fundamental human right to shoot his neighbor's underwear.

(Thanks to DavCat and Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[G. Marx]

As long as I can still shoot an elephant in my pyjamas.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Groucho, didn't you also say Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. ?

[Mrs Swooshman]

Perhaps he thought she needed some ventilation?

[MartiniShark]

I was going to break up with her when I saw she wore underwear with holes in them, but then she explained that it was her neighbor who did that using buckshot, so I gave her another chance.

[Schadeboy]

Why is it that something like this never happens between two incredibly hot chicks?

[ifits_not_1thing_its3]

You can have my neighbor's undies when you pry them from my cold, dead fingers... BANG

[eilbeback]

Shoddy reporting! They never said whether or not she was wearing the undies at the time.

[ScottMGS]

*sweep, sweep, sweep*

[Siouxie]

*again*

[Siouxie]

screw it