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July 04, 2008

FASCISM CREEPING BACK INTO IN ITALY

Now they want to take away a man's fundamental human right to shoot his neighbor's underwear.

(Thanks to DavCat and Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

As long as I can still shoot an elephant in my pyjamas.

Groucho, didn't you also say Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. ?

Perhaps he thought she needed some ventilation?

I was going to break up with her when I saw she wore underwear with holes in them, but then she explained that it was her neighbor who did that using buckshot, so I gave her another chance.

Why is it that something like this never happens between two incredibly hot chicks?

You can have my neighbor's undies when you pry them from my cold, dead fingers... BANG

Shoddy reporting! They never said whether or not she was wearing the undies at the time.

*sweep, sweep, sweep*

*again*


screw it


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