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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
See ladies, forget the Dove and Aveeno and all that junk. Just rub yourselves with brownies.
Posted by: Elon@Rice | July 04, 2008 at 01:48 PM
Now I'm worried what Keith Richards is going to start snorting.
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 04, 2008 at 01:49 PM
That brings to mind that ped egg commercial.
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 04, 2008 at 01:50 PM
Ah...news we can use. Does the skin cream with flavocannabids (or was it flavocannabinoids??) get you high? Just asking...
Posted by: daisymae | July 04, 2008 at 01:55 PM
Ahh. Rub it in just a little bit more. Suddenly I'm hungry.
Posted by: Mrs Swooshman | July 04, 2008 at 02:02 PM
"This is your skin . . .this is your skin on endocannabinoids -- any questions?"
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 04, 2008 at 02:03 PM
And here I thought potheads had such creamy white skin because they just sit around. Well, dang - color me educated.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 04, 2008 at 02:09 PM
Certainly provides a scientific explanation as to how an unsightful Cheech Marin mole develops.
Posted by: lil rascal | July 04, 2008 at 02:37 PM
You mean a mole that looks like Cheech Marin?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 04, 2008 at 02:39 PM
I have a mole that looks like Tibet.
Posted by: lil rascal | July 04, 2008 at 02:44 PM
I have a ferret that looks like Richard Gere.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 04, 2008 at 02:48 PM
I once smoked a joint rolled in Vaseline Intensive Care skin lotion, it was all we had. I noticed my eyes became blood shot at the same time the wrinkles around them dissappeared.
Posted by: lil rascal | July 04, 2008 at 02:50 PM
Richard Gere is a reincarnation of your ferret?
Posted by: lil rascal | July 04, 2008 at 02:51 PM
No - my ferret had plastic surgery to look like Gere.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 04, 2008 at 02:54 PM
If Richard Gere's prayers are answered along with the majority of the moviegoing public, he will not be reincrnated.
Posted by: lil rascal | July 04, 2008 at 03:01 PM
His acting style is such that it may be difficult to tell when he's dead.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 04, 2008 at 03:10 PM
Richard will never die...He's too much of a p**** to die.
Posted by: lil rascal | July 04, 2008 at 03:18 PM
See, in Budda hism, the ultimate is to not be reincarnated and instead live in the kingdom of heavan with bud himself and not return to earth and contend with the sins of us guys.
Posted by: lil rascal | July 04, 2008 at 03:19 PM
I have a ferret that's looking for Mr. Gere-bum.
Posted by: SW | July 04, 2008 at 03:22 PM
Does this explain false positives after drug tests?
Posted by: Phil | July 04, 2008 at 03:23 PM
Phil, I don't know. But possibly after a facial.
Posted by: Cat R | July 04, 2008 at 03:54 PM
Richard will never die...He's too much of a p**** to die.
Huh? What? ...oh, Richard Gere. Never mind.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | July 04, 2008 at 03:54 PM
Dave, being a guy of the male gender, probably did not realize this, but...
DUDE
Nice skin.
(Thanks to MAC)
Really? Now I know why they are so pricey.
Posted by: Cat R | July 04, 2008 at 04:01 PM
I find macktrucks.com more interesting.
but then, "I'm still a guy"
(Yes, there is a gun in my truck, right under the NRA sticker.)
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 04, 2008 at 05:17 PM
But does your gun look like Richard Gere?
Posted by: Suzy Q | July 04, 2008 at 06:16 PM
Just nothing more to say. Except how could a woman want to bear the children of this man
Posted by: lil rascal | July 04, 2008 at 06:53 PM
wasn't Richard disguised as Barry Manilow in that photo?
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 04, 2008 at 07:33 PM
"And he just smoked my eyelid
And punched my cigarette"
Somehow, Dylan always knows.....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 04, 2008 at 10:32 PM
That's not sunburn...my skin has been scarfing Cheetos.
Posted by: CJrun | July 05, 2008 at 07:19 AM
Ya'll have been licking too much of your skin... Duuuude!
Posted by: eilbeback | July 05, 2008 at 10:41 AM