DESPITE APPEARANCES, HE WAS NOT HAPPY TO SEE THEM
N.H. police: Man had pound of cocaine in his underwear
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
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Mr. Belmont is hung to say the least.
Posted by: lil rascal | July 05, 2008 at 03:06 PM
That evidence will never stand up in court...
Posted by: Gary | July 05, 2008 at 03:06 PM
Happy pants! And if you click on the sidebar news item - Droopy pants. Both of these folks end up in front a judge for a fashion violation. Were they arrested by the fashion police?
Posted by: Jessica R. | July 05, 2008 at 03:08 PM
well, they probably werent hard pressed to find the drugs, er, i mean, this guy will get another stiff penalty, right?
Posted by: queensbee | July 05, 2008 at 04:33 PM
Crack cocaine?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 05, 2008 at 04:37 PM
Guess they found it on the fly.
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 05, 2008 at 04:48 PM
It's not often cops get to say, "Hey, we've got a search warrant...for your pants!!"
Posted by: SW | July 05, 2008 at 05:05 PM
That's when Trooper John Hennessey noticed a large bulge in Belmont's pants.
*snork*
Remember, students, before you use duct tape, always shave first.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 05, 2008 at 05:19 PM
Welcome to the town next door to me.
Nobody uses their pants correctly anymore.
(Does this explain me a little better?)
Posted by: Punkin | July 05, 2008 at 07:03 PM
Punkin, that's not necessary. We love you just the way you are. The less you explain, the better! :-)
Posted by: Eleanor | July 05, 2008 at 07:20 PM
No explanations necessary.
Posted by: daisymae | July 05, 2008 at 07:39 PM
daisy,GMTA!!
Posted by: Eleanor | July 05, 2008 at 07:52 PM
yes, Eleanor, nuff said. Yes?
Posted by: daisymae | July 05, 2008 at 08:04 PM
he s**t a brick?
Posted by: insomniac | July 05, 2008 at 08:16 PM
Yes.;)
Posted by: Eleanor | July 05, 2008 at 10:06 PM
You don't know that, Gary. I've heard that cocaine stuff can make some people very excited, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Suzy Q | July 05, 2008 at 11:53 PM
I'm glad they caught this guy. I feel for the poor people who would have that product in their nose, after where it had been.
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 06, 2008 at 12:34 AM
Punkin - what town are you from? I thought I was the only NH person lurking and laughing on Dave's blog?
Posted by: gp | July 06, 2008 at 08:21 AM
gp - Exeter. You?
Posted by: Punkin | July 06, 2008 at 09:07 AM
Please. No profanity here.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 06, 2008 at 09:53 AM
My crack is whack!!!
Posted by: Witney | July 06, 2008 at 10:37 AM
Good morning peeeps!! Hope you had a great holiday weekend. We had a wonderful time at the beach. Bertha didn't even bother us. We did get SOME rain but that didn't stop the fireworks. Good to be back home though.
What did I miss??? ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie | July 06, 2008 at 10:45 AM
Hey, anybody want some blow?
Posted by: Wes S. | July 06, 2008 at 12:09 PM
*zips in*™
*wonders if there's a double entendre in Wes S.'s remark*
Posted by: Eleanor | July 06, 2008 at 12:37 PM
Hehehe...fun to say "Wesesseses".
Hi El! I partied w/ James Taylor, John Travolta, Carole King & Yo-yo Ma this weekend....oh, and watched my Sox kick the crapola outta the Yankees. (Mostly) And since I was in NY, I picked up the Daily News with a pic on the cover of Johnny Damon sprawled on his a$$ and the ball on the wall. What did YOU do?? ;)
Posted by: Punkin | July 06, 2008 at 02:05 PM
Punkin,
Sounds like an awesome time, indeed! I'll just stand back and watch the fireworks once El and Annie get here ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | July 06, 2008 at 03:09 PM
Punkin,
Haverhill (North West corner of the state - but my mother grew up in Exeter.
Posted by: gp | July 06, 2008 at 04:10 PM
Ahhhh...Hayvrull!
Just down 125 from me.
We'll have to do lunch sometime!
Posted by: Punkin | July 06, 2008 at 04:15 PM
Oh, Haverhill NH, not Mass.
Nevermind.
Posted by: Punkin Latella | July 06, 2008 at 04:24 PM