CSI: PORT ORCHARD
Incredibly, alcohol may have been involved:
When questioned, the suspect admitted to punching his brother-in-law, but did it because the man scratched his neck. He said he was then punched without provocation by three other family members, and said "a couple" of his bottom teeth were knocked out in the melee.
Relatives said the man had "several missing teeth" already and wore dentures. Deputies checked, but could find any teeth in the driveway or yard.
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
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TWO CSI: Kitsap County reports in two days? hmmmm...
Posted by: frodolives | July 06, 2008 at 03:02 PM
Is that the FIRST time that's happened on this blog?
Posted by: frodolives | July 06, 2008 at 03:03 PM
Terrorist bot bastard... It keeps
italisiitalaciputting my words in italics.Posted by: frodolives | July 06, 2008 at 03:05 PM
Posted by: frodolives | July 06, 2008 at 03:06 PM
Posted by: Siouxie | July 06, 2008 at 03:07 PM
damnit
Posted by: Siouxie | July 06, 2008 at 03:07 PM
Sioux, if the terrorist bot bastard is within reach of your (not you're) machete, would you mind???
Posted by: frodolives | July 06, 2008 at 03:08 PM
I got it, frodo!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 06, 2008 at 03:09 PM
Actually, I shouldn't have even asked, because EVERYTHING is within reach of your (ditto above) machete!!! (Including frodo's dangly bits, which is why I'm always nice to you!) Thanks, Sweets!!!! (...for getting the bot, that is...)
Posted by: frodolives | July 06, 2008 at 03:12 PM
Awww...you say the sweeeeetest thangs!!
Ok..so did they or didn't they find the tooths??
Posted by: Siouxie | July 06, 2008 at 03:16 PM
Deputies checked, but could find any teeth in the driveway or yard.
This is why I asked. Could?? Couldn't?? make up your minds.
Editor!!???
Posted by: Siouxie | July 06, 2008 at 03:17 PM
Sioux, the teeth were knocked out in the melee. The police are searching the melee even as we speak...
Posted by: frodolives | July 06, 2008 at 03:19 PM
Also, you're (ditto, ditto) right about the editor... I'm just afraid judi will be fired.
Posted by: frodolives | July 06, 2008 at 03:22 PM
I must've been in the bathroom when this happened.
Damnable Family Reunions.
Posted by: Punkin | July 06, 2008 at 04:08 PM
Punkin,
Damnable Family Reunions WBAGNFARB. But you already knew that, and maybe you were referring to an existing RB? I hope so! If they opened for Lynard Skynard or the Allman's, I'd BE THERE!!!!
Posted by: frodolives | July 06, 2008 at 04:25 PM
The guy comes back to the party in a limo just to get his teeth knocked out? And tooth extraction is only a 4th-degree assault? So many bizarre items, so little time...
Posted by: eilbeback | July 06, 2008 at 05:13 PM
Just shows you that the guy had class, eil. Probably picks his nose with his pinky extended, even.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 06, 2008 at 06:10 PM
This makes the Tripp family get-togethers look pretty tame...
(for all of you patiently waiting for "Dirty Sexy Money" to return...)
Posted by: Steve Haller | July 06, 2008 at 06:31 PM
"Confusion was present because the suspect was indeed a hockoey player and the void of dentitia was possibly pre-existing. That said, he was an ass and possibly had it comning."
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 06, 2008 at 07:40 PM
*snif*
Provides fond memories of my family reunions....ahhhh....good times, good times....
Posted by: Afkat | July 06, 2008 at 08:29 PM