CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OF THE DAY SO FAR
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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
HAR! Serves him right!
Posted by: baligurl | July 18, 2008 at 02:49 PM
"ill-gotten remains"
Snork-worthy, I'd say.
Posted by: Spiny Norman | July 18, 2008 at 03:01 PM
That photo caption was helpful.
Posted by: CJrun | July 18, 2008 at 03:03 PM
Yes, I'm quite thankful for the photo caption.
And now I understand the whale-in-a-suitcase joke.
*memo to self: stop reading the most recent posts first*
Posted by: Circuit7 | July 18, 2008 at 03:50 PM
That's just arful.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 18, 2008 at 03:55 PM
Let's see if he can get him to roll over.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 18, 2008 at 04:25 PM
"Play dead."
"Good dog!"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 18, 2008 at 04:25 PM
It's like they said about the NYC garbage strikes: "No need to worry about disposing your trash; just leave it in a nice package in your car with the window down. It'll be gone in no time!"
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | July 18, 2008 at 04:56 PM
He probably headed straight to China Palace...
Posted by: PhilinTexas | July 18, 2008 at 08:15 PM
"Don't worry Ma'am, we have a license plate number, this crook won't get fur! Oooh, sorry."
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 19, 2008 at 12:37 AM
I bet the doggone suspect was driving a Mange Rover
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 19, 2008 at 03:45 PM