ATTENTION, ELDERLY RETIREES LOOKING FOR A NEW CAREER
Consider becoming a porn star.
(Thanks to Lisa, who states, quote, "Eww.")
Update: Apparently this is some kind of trend, and it needs to be stopped.
(Thanks to Siouxie)
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それはそれを得ることができるときよい仕事である。
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | July 28, 2008 at 10:10 AM
(It's good work when you can get it) with textual additions by Babelfish.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | July 28, 2008 at 10:11 AM
From women in their 20's to their 70's, Tokuda romances them all (sometimes more than one at a time).
ewwwwwwww.....
And I SURE don't want to know what AARP stands for over there.
Posted by: oldmanatee | July 28, 2008 at 10:16 AM
And another thing.... Who thinks Depends and a garter belt are sexy?
Posted by: oldmanatee | July 28, 2008 at 10:18 AM
Fade to black. Now.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 28, 2008 at 10:18 AM
"Tokuda is a genuine leading man in the genre of elderly porn"
This is actually a genre???? I have to agree with Lisa here.... Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | July 28, 2008 at 10:23 AM
"I Am Curious....Not!"
Posted by: insomniac | July 28, 2008 at 10:30 AM
I love my grandma, but not this literally!
Posted by: Old (Whale) Fart | July 28, 2008 at 10:33 AM
I liked The Sun's take on granny - "Growing old disgracefully:
Siouxie's life story."Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 28, 2008 at 10:38 AM
Granny??
Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2008 at 10:39 AM
That. Is. Just. Wrong.
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 28, 2008 at 10:50 AM
Jeff, you are soooooooo right! I'll be the old fart getting to the end of my years with a drink in each hand going..."WOOOOHOOO! *hic* What a RIDE!!" I'm not going down easily ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2008 at 10:50 AM
Director: Are the paddles ready?
Prop guy: But it's not an S&M film.
Director: CARDIAC paddles.
Posted by: fivver | July 28, 2008 at 10:50 AM
That. Is. Just. Wrong.
Posted by: Margaritaville | 10:50 AM on July 28, 2008
Don't you mean 'Wong'?
Posted by: oldmanatee | July 28, 2008 at 10:56 AM
LMAO fivver
Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2008 at 10:56 AM
Oldmanatee, apparently two Wongs make porn video.
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 28, 2008 at 11:11 AM
Debbie Does Dulcalax....starring: Peter Wong and Vera Wang.
Posted by: oldmanatee | July 28, 2008 at 11:29 AM
I'm still hung-up on the headline. Does that mean he used the Bedazzler on his birthday suit? Even more reason not to watch.
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 28, 2008 at 12:19 PM
Apparently it's also spread to England, though thankfully no picture this time...
Posted by: Steve Haller | July 28, 2008 at 12:47 PM
Eye bleach for my mind's eye, stat!
*Brando* "The horror, the horror..."
Posted by: Allen at Division | July 28, 2008 at 03:30 PM
I think I threw up a little
Posted by: biggin | July 28, 2008 at 06:20 PM