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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Robbery with Love... *wipes tear from eye*
Posted by: eilbeback | July 05, 2008 at 10:51 AM
'you look like you need a hug."
"you just robbed me!"
"so who would know better?"
Posted by: insomniac | July 05, 2008 at 11:31 AM
"...Who's sorry now? Who's sorry now...?"
Posted by: Wes S. | July 05, 2008 at 11:36 AM
Only in the south......"I love you man... gimmie your money"
Posted by: Jazzzz | July 05, 2008 at 11:42 AM
The only reason I hug anyone is to pat them down for weapons. Just sayin'.....
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 05, 2008 at 12:55 PM
*stuffs gun in pants*
...
*pulls gun out, unloads it, stuffs gun back in pants*
*(don't think I don't learn anything from reading this blog.)*
Posted by: ScottMGS | July 05, 2008 at 01:12 PM
You know, when he went to reach for me I'd toss him the car keys. Take what you want, just don't touch me.
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 06, 2008 at 12:41 AM