ATTENTION ALL FARNBROUGH, HAMPSHIRE UNITS
Be on the lookout.
Key Quote Apparently Intended To Reassure UK Shark Owners: "We believe this may have been a targeted burglary of a shark that is extremely rare in the UK."
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Update: Here's another story about a tragedy involving pet sharks belonging to British people. What the hell is going on over there?
(Thanks to DavCat)