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July 30, 2008

ASTROLOGICAL UPDATE

Watch as CosmosGAL accurately forecasts the earthquake while it is happening!

(Thanks to Eamus Catuli)

Update: It's even more amazing than we thought! She's broadcasting from August 5, 2008, which is in the future!

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Straight from the fault line . . .

I was staring at her fault line

August 5?? That's one hell of an aftershock...

CosmosGAL Earthquake Cleavage Footage Full Length

There's a similarity there, between her upper torso and the astrological sign for Libra. I can't quite put my finger on it, but that doesn't mean I won't keep trying.

Guy Quiz
1. What color were her eyes?
2. What color was her hair?
3. What color was her blouse?
a. How many buttons did it have?
b. Did you want the top button to come undone?
4. Do you think she would be more credible giving the horoscope on a trampoline?

She didn't even know if they were still recording.

She had eyes?

3b / 4 yes
Did I get those right?

Guy Quiz
1. What color were her eyes?
2. What color was her hair?
3. What color was her blouse?
a. How many buttons did it have?
b. Did you want the top button to come undone?
4. Do you think she would be more credible giving the horoscope on a trampoline?

Posted by: Dr. Bob |


I can do this...
1) yes.
2) two.
3) light boob
a) one too many
b) I was using my telepathy to will it so.
4) I think she should do the weather...thunderstorms and hurricanes. Outdoors.


When will we get our scores back?

Looks like I'll have to score it on a curve...

sorry doc.

the only ?s i can answer are

3b. of course

and

4. what a great idea!

Couldn't see her eyes,'
Her hair was black.
Her blouse was somewhat of an ugly green-blue color
Didn't look like it had any buttons on it, but if it did, the first one was probably more than undone.

The first button was not undone, it gave up.

*orders a chromosome test for Elon*

Guy Quiz
1. What color were her eyes? -
The clip showed her eyes?
2. What color was her hair? - If I didn't notice the eyes, I sure didn't notice the hair
3. What color was her blouse? - Dang it. I know this one. Blue. It was covering her bazoomage
a. How many buttons did it have? - What buttons?
b. Did you want the top button to come undone? - If it had buttons, then of course I did. I was just hoping the quake would shake enough that one of the ramparts would take a spill over the top.
4. Do you think she would be more credible giving the horoscope on a trampoline? - I don't know about credible horoscopes, but the idea of a trampoline involved would have made a much more interesting horoscope.

I'm a Libra. I guess I should stay inside on August 5 if there's going to be an earthquake.

Dr. Bob--I'm pretty sure my husband would like to donate my mini-trampoline for her use during astrological predictions. Pigs. :)

It was cool how she was broadcasting from the future. Yet it is strange, that LA be destined to be hit with two identical earthquakes in a week.

Stranger still, she wasn't hit by the earthquake yesterday. Really odd.

Auntie M: If he wants to donate it, then you must not be using it correctly.

PS: "Oink!"

Guy Quiz
1. What color were her eyes?
2. What color was her hair?
3. What color was her blouse?
a. How many buttons did it have?
b. Did you want the top button to come undone?
4. Do you think she would be more credible giving the horoscope on a trampoline?

Posted by: Dr. Bob |

1: Squinty, probably from the strain.
2: Brunette
3: There is no blouse in my fantasy 3
a. Those were buttons? I thought they were tuning knobs.
b. Duh
4: Had she been on a trampoline, she'd have never noticed the earthquake and we would have had to listen to more ridiculous astrology stuff.

"many of you are wondering why i failed to provide advice ... to them i say, just because your moon is in Uranus, doesn't mean your head has to be there, too! more important things are on the cosmic horizon, so get that falling debris that's been lodged in your head loose and listen:

virgo: you can tell guys, technically you're a virgin, but only the dimmest will believe that pole in your living room is from an old firehouse.

leo: on tuesday, the god Kalki, the final avatar of Vishnu, and harbinger of the end of this cosmic cycle, wil drop by. do not forget when setting out snacks to leave that brie in the refrigerator, as, ironically for a hindu god, he is lactose-intolerant."

I'm just amazed at the level of credibility she provides to psychics everywhere.

There was a fortune teller here in town whose house burned down several years ago. I was working at the paper already and we wanted to put "Should have seen it coming" as the headline for the photo but the editors wouldn't let us.....

No sense of humor those people....

"Holy sh!t" indeed.

"Libra" shoulda been "Gemini".

Actually, I noticed some major upheaval, so to speak, just BEFORE the quake. So now anytime I'm in LA I'm going to keep a close eye on all those leading indicators. Best stick to the beaches for safety's sake.

smacks cj.
smacks the rest of you too.

Diva, the stars don't tell you about the present, only the future. Obviously, she could only predict the earthquake before it happened.

*SNORKS!* all around! And, c'mon cg, let those of us y-chromosomers have a bit of fun without the smacks...

By the way, did anybody else get the Richter Scale reading on her ramparts? (and yes, "The Ramparts Richter Scale" WBAGNFARB...)

HEY, cg! I did NOT deserve that. Humph.

I think she just meant the guys, Diva. At least I hope she did. And Dr. Bob? When I use my mini trampoline, I have to strap down the girls really well or else I'll knock myself out. I couldn't use it for...um...predicting the future without serious collateral damage.

*puts out pig trough full of beer for the guys*

Oh, I know, AM. :) I just like yankin' cg's chain. How are things with you lately? I haven't had much time to do more than poke you for a while.

*pours Ex-Lax in the beer trough* ;)

*fights to hold mudstuffin back from the beer trough*

someone say beer!?
carry on then.
not you, cj.

Wait! Who's bare on the trampoline?

Diva--I'm good. Busy. I've updated my blog some, except for the Vegas Trip. In fact, I'm leaving right now to catch a plane to Minnesota. I'll be out of touch for a few days, but hope to check facebook at least once or twice. Bye!

"Twin" Cities?

Bovine Cosmosgal
Cosmosgal Guilt
Cosmosgal Idol
Cosmosgal Liver
Cosmosgal Papaya
Futile Ideal
Cosmosgal Vapor
Cosmosgal Atrophy
Sacred Cosmosgal
Snorting Cosmosgal

Lilrascal,

Can I cast my vote for Cosmosgal Papaya(s)?


Let's give props where they're due: She thought quickly enough to tell whoozits to stand in the doorway -- not bad for her first earthquake.

(I'm leavin' the 'props' jokes to my buds at the trough:)

If I'm Andy, you better believe I'm getting in the ^%@$#&$*@! doorway!

I was staring at her fault line

Posted by: erb's point | 10:30 AM on July 30, 2008

Amen, brother. I was wondering how she got her cleavage that... oh, something shiny!

Mahatma, I loved the way Judge Judy booked on out of there and left the courtroom people to fend for themselves.

LOOKOUT!!

Here comes the Judge, here comes the Judge....

her "credentials" are quite impressive

I noticed some major upheaval, so to speak, just BEFORE the quake. So now anytime I'm in LA I'm going to keep a close eye on all those leading indicators.

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