APPARENTLY THIS BLOG HAS NOT LIVED
We assume it goes without saying that:
1. "The Flying Child-Pelting Krimpets" would be a good name for a rock band, and
2. France surrendered.
(Thanks to queensbee)
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Didn't 2000 Krimpets used to open for 10000 Maniacs?
Posted by: Danny | July 11, 2008 at 12:40 PM
First to not live, either.
Posted by: ShadowKatmandu | July 11, 2008 at 12:42 PM
Dang it, missed again. I'm attacking France.
Posted by: ShadowKatmandu | July 11, 2008 at 12:42 PM
Yum!
Posted by: baligurl | July 11, 2008 at 12:43 PM
What does France DO exactly?
Posted by: lil rascal | July 11, 2008 at 12:44 PM
So apparently krimpets can fly, but turkeys? Not so much....
Posted by: clark Kent | July 11, 2008 at 12:46 PM
I distinctly said "cake", not krimpets!
Posted by: Marie Antoinette | July 11, 2008 at 12:46 PM
Configuratively speaking, Europe would function much better as a continent with France being singled out. +1.
Posted by: lil rascal | July 11, 2008 at 12:46 PM
There's a good chance I won't have lived for the rest of my life.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 11, 2008 at 12:48 PM
Doesn't every European King, Queen, men named Richard, Edward or Charles, women nmae Liz and so forth, live in infamy due their conquering France proper. How does this country still proclaim it's borders. Snobs.
Posted by: lil rascal | July 11, 2008 at 12:49 PM
Configuratively speaking, Europe would function much better as a continent withOUT France being singled out. +1.
/finalized
Posted by: lil rascal | July 11, 2008 at 12:50 PM
Lil Rascal,
They surrender. Without France, who else would?
Posted by: Erb's point | July 11, 2008 at 12:50 PM
Didn't King Krimplet fall to the Kingsman during the reign of Louie Louie.
Posted by: lil rascal | July 11, 2008 at 12:54 PM
Wouldn't this be more appropriate?
Posted by: baligurl | July 11, 2008 at 12:54 PM
Richard the Lionhearted added the 'hearted' part when he felt sympathy for defeating France with soup. Yeah soup.
Posted by: lil rascal | July 11, 2008 at 12:58 PM
I'll just wait for the flying crumpets.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 11, 2008 at 01:05 PM
Darn it! I coulda gone....
Posted by: sthnbelle | July 11, 2008 at 01:38 PM
And, BTW, Krimpets are awesome! 'Specially the butterscotch ones.
Posted by: sthnbelle | July 11, 2008 at 01:39 PM
Crumpets?
Bah! Fetchez la vache!
Posted by: Spiny Norman | July 11, 2008 at 01:41 PM
i'm with you norman!
Posted by: queensbee | July 11, 2008 at 01:46 PM
Fetchez la vache!
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of
butterscotch krimpetseldeberries!Posted by: dinsdale | July 11, 2008 at 02:05 PM
KRIMPETS, not crumpets! Tastykakes!
How provincial can you get?
Posted by: Circuit7 | July 11, 2008 at 02:07 PM
"Kelley (shown testing the guillotine recently with a melon) says the apparatus has got to be sharp enough for Saturday afternoon, when the crowd decides if the queen should lose her head or not."
My guess is that the queen doesn't have a very good record on winning this vote.
Posted by: DaChew | July 11, 2008 at 02:09 PM
Kelley (shown testing the guillotine recently with a melon)...
Haven't I seen this somewhere (not sumwear) before? Oh yeah. Now that's entertainment.
Or something.
Posted by: JayP | July 11, 2008 at 02:09 PM
Every Bastille Day it's the same dang thing. The neighbors get dressed up, arm themselves with pikes and pitchforks, light some torches and storm my apartment.
Every.dang.year.
:D
Posted by: Moon | July 11, 2008 at 06:52 PM
That would make a good deli slicer for headcheese.
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 11, 2008 at 06:58 PM
As a native Philadelphian, Butterscotch Krimpets are sacred food, not to be made fun of. When they went from a wax paper wrap to a plastic wrap, it was a sad day, indeed.
Posted by: WayneHere | July 11, 2008 at 09:45 PM
Punkin',
"Kelley (shown testing the guillotine recently with a melon)"
be afraid... be very afraid...
that is all... that is all...
frodo
Posted by: frodolives | July 12, 2008 at 04:16 AM
btw, "Surrendering Krimpits" WBAGNFARB...
(psst... dins, et al., it's "feche,", not "fetche"... jus' sayin')
Posted by: frodolives | July 12, 2008 at 04:22 AM
That's one think I'll miss by not going to see my sister in Philly this summer...a chance to stock up on butterscotch krimpets. And peanut butter KandyKakes.
Stuck here in SC...
Posted by: Susan | July 15, 2008 at 11:01 AM
test
bold
italics
Posted by: bob | July 16, 2008 at 08:55 AM
"But that doesn't matter, says Sean Kelley, program director at Eastern State Penitentiary. He says that thousands are attracted to the event every year to take part in a modern interpretation of "Let them eat cake"
Posted by: bob | July 16, 2008 at 09:04 AM