APOCALYPSE UPDATE
A Chinese pig has been born with the face of a monkey.
Or, Don Rickles.
Either way, it's bad.
(Thanks to sjhaller and Siouxie)
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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
That does not look suspiciously photoshopped at all. The pig picture I mean.
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 25, 2008 at 10:21 AM
I'll get you for this, you hockey puck...!
Posted by: Don Rickles | July 25, 2008 at 10:21 AM
Oh Dave, That's so sad. Please don't exploit birth defects like that.
Oh, and the pig is ugly too.
Posted by: Punkin | July 25, 2008 at 10:21 AM
thanks for helping me with my diet. i'll be skipping lunch. ugh!
Posted by: nora | July 25, 2008 at 10:22 AM
*snork* @ Don Rickles
That's some
butt-fuglypig!Posted by: Siouxie | July 25, 2008 at 10:23 AM
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE WATER.
NOTHING TO SEE HERE, COMRADES. KEEP MOVING.
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE WATER.
NOTHING TO SEE HERE, COMRADES. KEEP MOVING
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | July 25, 2008 at 10:29 AM
Cool. I'd never seen a baby photo of Jay Leno before.
Posted by: Danny | July 25, 2008 at 10:37 AM
By the way, did anyone catch the reference to the Miami Herald on last nite's "Burn Notice" ? That is one cool show...
Posted by: Steve Haller | July 25, 2008 at 10:37 AM
"Neighbours have suggested the couple keep the piglet to see how it looks as it matures."
Maybe this?
Posted by: Dr. Bob | July 25, 2008 at 10:52 AM
If I were Mr. Pig, I'd be wondering if the milkman was a chimp.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 25, 2008 at 11:06 AM
dr. bob stold my joke!
Posted by: crossgirl | July 25, 2008 at 11:12 AM
OMG WTF??? THOUGHT I GOT OFF THE DRUGS YEARS AGO!!!
Posted by: snif | July 25, 2008 at 11:13 AM
It will be McCain's running mate. It will bring in younger voters and energize the base.
Posted by: Alien8 | July 25, 2008 at 11:34 AM
I suppose it's wrong of me that this is what I first thought of when I saw the picture...
Posted by: Susan | July 25, 2008 at 12:41 PM
Was the pig "fixed"? I seem to see what looks suspiously like a Y shaped set of stitching in the ,erm, groin area...
Posted by: Kathybear | July 25, 2008 at 05:58 PM
This little piggy is kinda growing on me. It's not his fault his momma was a monkey-lovin' ho.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 25, 2008 at 06:32 PM
Funny. Click my link.
Posted by: DCflorida | August 04, 2008 at 09:12 PM