WHY WE NEED GUYS
Guys are not satisfied with mediocrity in any area, including toasters.
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June 23, 2008
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And again the relentless juggernaut of science rolls on!
But can it do bagels?
Posted by: Hammond Rye | June 23, 2008 at 04:27 PM
Hi Hammie! Just like a guy to want to jam a bagel in there. You got a ptchfork to pry it out? If not, I'm sure that some of Mephisto's disciples around here can find one for ya'.
Posted by: estrogen centrale | June 23, 2008 at 04:31 PM
I guess even statues on pedestals have a right to their toast.
(psst, Dave -- thanks for the shout-out to Mrs. WD yesterday -- she loves that you came up with a funny just for her!)
Posted by: WriterDude | June 23, 2008 at 04:31 PM
I am not impressed.
Posted by: Tim Allen | June 23, 2008 at 04:32 PM
I don't have a problem with flying toast, but they should really be working with a net....
For safety reasons and such...
Posted by: clark Kent | June 23, 2008 at 04:34 PM
So, what this is saying is that size does matter to guys... sometimes, of course.
Posted by: estrogen centrale | June 23, 2008 at 04:36 PM
I, and Dave I presume, need one. Now. Before breakfast tomorrow at the latest.
Posted by: padraig | June 23, 2008 at 04:41 PM
Estro, this is about more than size. This is ALTITUDE.
Posted by: padraig | June 23, 2008 at 04:42 PM
I never did trust those frakkin' toasters...
Posted by: Steve Haller | June 23, 2008 at 04:42 PM
Steve! You're awesome!
I have been watching Battlestar Galatica obsessively for the past month.
So now I'm afraid of evil robots AND getting hit with flying toast in the morning. This is just great.
Posted by: Melody Platz | June 23, 2008 at 04:54 PM
Isn't it the toasters that are supposed to do the flying?
That
saidlinked, thanks also to all of you who congratulated Mrs. WD here night before last! (Didn't get a chance at the computer the last 36 hours or so...)Posted by: WriterDude | June 23, 2008 at 04:54 PM
Welcome, WD.
Were you trying to link to something like this?
Posted by: Siouxie | June 23, 2008 at 05:00 PM
*WAVES @ Hammie!!!*
Posted by: Siouxie | June 23, 2008 at 05:02 PM
Hammie, it will work with a bagel, but it drives the toaster into the cabinets, leaving the bagel slices on the counter top.
Posted by: CJrun | June 23, 2008 at 05:04 PM
"I'd like to propose a toast!"
*Bloglits hit the deck*
Posted by: Punkin | June 23, 2008 at 05:21 PM
"Hammie, it will work with a bagel, but it drives the toaster into the cabinets, leaving the bagel slices on the counter top."
Obviously we need counter-swinging weights to offset the angular momentum impelled by the toast launching subsystem.
*scribbles wickedly on drawing board*
Posted by: pogo | June 23, 2008 at 05:53 PM
*puts the Moaster on birthday must-have list*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 23, 2008 at 06:19 PM
pogo.....carry the 6
Posted by: Jazzzz | June 23, 2008 at 06:19 PM
Just have the vision of spreading various toppings on my ceiling for just such an appliance. The fun to be had while waiting for the coffee to take effect.
Posted by: MartiniShark | June 23, 2008 at 06:49 PM
Yes, but can it pop corn? I'm not giving up my cell phone just yet!
Posted by: frodolives | June 23, 2008 at 07:00 PM
I wonder how you apply the toast to such a beast?
Posted by: Alfred | June 23, 2008 at 08:32 PM
If you hold the plunger down, can you light the pop tarts on fire and then launch Flaming Breakfast of Doom 10 feet into the air?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | June 24, 2008 at 07:30 AM
Houston, we have a breakfast.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 24, 2008 at 08:07 AM
Flaming Breakfast of Doom WBAGNFARB
Posted by: JayP | June 24, 2008 at 08:37 AM