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Posted by: Hammond Rye | June 10, 2008 at 02:20 PM
Gotta love those headline writers!
Is that the female version of the wide stance???
Posted by: Siouxie | June 10, 2008 at 02:20 PM
I understand the film grossed especially well in the Outback.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 10, 2008 at 02:30 PM
Pretty soon, every Tom, Dick and Harry will have seen this one.
Posted by: Erb's point | June 10, 2008 at 02:37 PM
Big Box office, for sure.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 10, 2008 at 02:43 PM
Alternate headline: "Sex sells when opening wide down under"
Posted by: Siouxie | June 10, 2008 at 02:43 PM
No wonder Mr. Big is so popular.
Posted by: Danny | June 10, 2008 at 02:43 PM
Reminds me of the (possibly apocryphal) quote that made me a Tom Arnold fan. During their divorce, Rosanne was going out of her way to say any and every bitchy thing she could about him to the media. Once, she apparently suggested that he was a bit short-changed in a personal anatomical region.
His response: "Yeah? Well, even a 747 looks small when you fly it through the Grand Canyon."
Posted by: WriterDude | June 10, 2008 at 02:54 PM
*ouch* WD!!
Posted by: Siouxie | June 10, 2008 at 03:06 PM
Yes, I've heard stories of this.
Posted by: Margaritaville | June 10, 2008 at 04:04 PM
Har.
Posted by: CJrun | June 10, 2008 at 04:45 PM
Yea, Yea, and it drew throngs at Lake Titicaca I'm sure.
Posted by: MartiniShark | June 10, 2008 at 07:29 PM