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June 24, 2008

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Now they're using banana-stowaway lizards, which would be a good name for a rock band.

(Thanks to Siouxie and sjhaller)

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Who would scream at that cute little thing?

CLearly not a Florida resident, Margaritaville.

Right, Siouxie?

'I tried the zoo but because he might be foreign, they couldn't take him.'

Foreign Baby Lizard - excellent NFARB.

Nope. I love me my "Leapin' Lizards"!

Jeff-
Zoo Official: We can't take him, he might foreign.
ME: Yeah, not like all those native elephants, rhinoceroseseses, and tigers.

It's a ZOO! Would I pay money to see squirrels and ladybugs? Nope, I have those at my house. A ZOO is a specially-built place for housing foreign animals, like lions, chimpanzees, and Gerard Depardieu.

It's a lizard, not a Kimoto Dragon, FGS!

I'm Chiquita Banana, and I've come to say
There’s a leezard, leezard, leezard in this bunch today

So when you go to peel one one now, don’t jump too high
When a wiggly little leezard leaps out towards your eye!

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