THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
Now they're using banana-stowaway lizards, which would be a good name for a rock band.
(Thanks to Siouxie and sjhaller)
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June 24, 2008
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Who would scream at that cute little thing?
Posted by: Margaritaville | June 24, 2008 at 09:34 AM
CLearly not a Florida resident, Margaritaville.
Right, Siouxie?
'I tried the zoo but because he might be foreign, they couldn't take him.'
Foreign Baby Lizard - excellent NFARB.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 24, 2008 at 09:40 AM
Nope. I love me my "Leapin' Lizards"!
Posted by: Siouxie | June 24, 2008 at 09:50 AM
Jeff-
Zoo Official: We can't take him, he might foreign.
ME: Yeah, not like all those native elephants, rhinoceroseseses, and tigers.
It's a ZOO! Would I pay money to see squirrels and ladybugs? Nope, I have those at my house. A ZOO is a specially-built place for housing foreign animals, like lions, chimpanzees, and Gerard Depardieu.
Posted by: JayP | June 24, 2008 at 10:08 AM
It's a lizard, not a Kimoto Dragon, FGS!
Posted by: eilbeback | June 24, 2008 at 12:14 PM
I'm Chiquita Banana, and I've come to say
There’s a leezard, leezard, leezard in this bunch today
So when you go to peel one one now, don’t jump too high
When a wiggly little leezard leaps out towards your eye!
Posted by: Cat R | June 24, 2008 at 06:36 PM