THIS JUST IN FROM THE PHILIPPINES
The Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) (yes, that is the actual acronym used in the story) has successfully attacked a toilet.
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June 25, 2008
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MILFs attacking a toilet? That is some p0rn I never want to see. Hm. Or maybe it wasn't for p0rn - maybe they were just fed up with low-flow.
(Perhaps in this case it should be the MoroN Islamic Liberation Front....)
Posted by: Diva | June 25, 2008 at 12:52 PM
This is really shoddy journalism....
No mention if the toilet retaliated and no description of the MILF so we could decide if she was hot or not....
Who writes this crap?
Posted by: clark Kent | June 25, 2008 at 12:53 PM
Actually, it was just someone with explosive diarrhea, but MILF too credit for it.
Posted by: JayP | June 25, 2008 at 12:54 PM
shunts a k into previous post.
Posted by: JayP | June 25, 2008 at 12:54 PM
Ain't no MILF *I* know wants to take credit for that, JayP!
Posted by: Diva | June 25, 2008 at 12:55 PM
Caning was not a deterrent for instigating such an attack? WTMILF.
Posted by: lil rascal | June 25, 2008 at 12:56 PM
Threatening to kill a defenseless toilet is just not right.
Right, Dave?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 25, 2008 at 01:03 PM
Liberation Front? Are back to talking about bras?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 25, 2008 at 01:07 PM
I thought that was 'Libation Front.' I was going to buy Meanie a drink for his b'day.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 25, 2008 at 01:11 PM
You guys see what happens when you leave the seat up ??
Posted by: Steve Haller | June 25, 2008 at 01:14 PM
What else could it possibly stand for?
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | June 25, 2008 at 01:18 PM
This actually makes sense. The soldiers were ordered to take out the head of the Army base - the plotters should have been more specific.
Posted by: MartiniShark | June 25, 2008 at 01:41 PM
M16 rifle fire?
How do they know?
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | June 25, 2008 at 02:40 PM
Thank god no tomatoes were served that day.
Posted by: Margaritaville | June 25, 2008 at 02:49 PM
I notice no-one was credited on this one. No-one wants to admit Googling "MILF", I take it?
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | June 25, 2008 at 02:51 PM
Fine. I'll admit it. I Googled DILF.
Posted by: Siouxie | June 25, 2008 at 03:19 PM
Did the French surrender?
Posted by: kibby F5 | June 25, 2008 at 03:49 PM
What are you saying, Dave?
Posted by: Brainy Jello | June 25, 2008 at 06:40 PM
How many times has Dave posted about exploding toilets on this blog, and only NOW we know (not no) it's due to MILF? And clark, I agree, we need pictures of the MILF in question (photo 9)
Posted by: frodolives | June 25, 2008 at 08:01 PM
...or even better
Posted by: frodolives | June 25, 2008 at 08:06 PM
You really are!
Posted by: stupid davebarry | July 31, 2008 at 10:53 AM