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June 21, 2008

SPEAKING OF GOOD EATING

We'll have the Chicken Without Sexual Life, and a side order of Husband and Wife's Lung Slice.

(Thanks to Siouxie)

Comments

"Bean curd made by a pock-marked woman" -----OMG, I know who they are talking about. Politely decline.

But, they may insist!

Play it safe and order the chop suey...

I'm not hungry, thanks.

Check please!

WThe Chinese (and other Asians) seem to like numbering their foods without explaining what the numbers mean. "Three things from the Ground" (which is Sautéed Potato, Green Pepper and Eggplant).

When I was in Hanoi I ate in a restaurant that had the following items on the menu:

Swinged beef topped with french fried (we never figured out what swinged beef might be, so we steered clear)

Spring roll with several tastes. I tried this. I couldn't identify the several tastes, but can verify that they were all there.

Chicken with 5 tastes (is 5 more or fewer than several? The world may never know.)

Fried chicken with beanuts ( we don't know if that meant peanuts or some kind of bean nut.

TOo bad it wasn't beernuts, Jay.

Somehow "Steamed Pullet" doesn't have the same flavor as "Chicken Without Sexual Life" does it?

(insert Extra Virgin Olive Oil joke here)

(it's the premium stuff)

Makes me wonder how the menus read prior to translation.

"The Chinese say the names of their dishes focus more on appearance than taste or smell."

Chicken Without Sexual Life

Pardon me, but "Beef and ox tripe in chili sauce" is NOT that much more appetizing than "Husband and wife's lung slice"... jus' sayin'...

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