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This can't be gouda.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 30, 2008 at 01:52 PM
Shouldn't it be carved in American cheese?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 30, 2008 at 01:53 PM
Indeed, would our Founding Fathers tolerate anything but carving into a nice big block of 100% pasteurized process American cheese food product?
Posted by: cspencef | June 30, 2008 at 01:58 PM
Besides, we should be doing this in the United States, not Wisconsin.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 30, 2008 at 01:59 PM
"...that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Havarti."
Posted by: KJP | June 30, 2008 at 02:02 PM
they couldnt sculpt it out of mozzarella???
Posted by: queensbee | June 30, 2008 at 02:12 PM
With that much cheese, it's no wonder he hails from Little Chute.
Posted by: JayP | June 30, 2008 at 02:15 PM
...and I assume that they take down the exhibition after Thomas Jefferson grows a green beard?
Posted by: JayP | June 30, 2008 at 02:16 PM
I'll sign it, but under protest.
Posted by: John Hancock | June 30, 2008 at 02:19 PM
The guy must be crackers.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 30, 2008 at 02:25 PM
In case you don't happen to have a $2 bill handy...
Posted by: Steve Haller | June 30, 2008 at 02:45 PM
And by the way, Meanie, I'm sure you know it's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide ... right?
Posted by: Steve Haller | June 30, 2008 at 02:47 PM
No soap, Steve. Don't make me Mad.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 30, 2008 at 03:09 PM
National Treasure III: Wheels of Progress
Posted by: Cat R | June 30, 2008 at 03:21 PM
Wine please!
Posted by: Siouxie | June 30, 2008 at 03:23 PM
No wonder Dave likes Cheez-Its.
Posted by: oneblankspace | June 30, 2008 at 03:28 PM
For Siouxie. Sure hope that's enough for you.
Posted by: Sonnuva Beech | June 30, 2008 at 03:46 PM
Oopsie. She's probably gonna need this, too.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 30, 2008 at 03:49 PM
*gulp*
Thanks, Annie!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | June 30, 2008 at 03:52 PM
Edam!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 30, 2008 at 04:02 PM
No, that's over yonder. You're a little East of Edam.
Posted by: JayP | June 30, 2008 at 04:11 PM
They're always carving stuff out of cheese around here, and I still do NOT understand it. The cheese brassiere girls at Lambeau Field are pretty hot, though.
Posted by: padraig the cheesehead | June 30, 2008 at 04:20 PM
Padraig, please tell me the cheese bra is made of swiss.
Posted by: Phil O'pien | June 30, 2008 at 06:33 PM
Phil, judge for
yourself
Posted by: padraig | June 30, 2008 at 10:52 PM
Good stuff, Padraig. But that's just 3 in Lambeau, and they get massive coverage. Try a Dolphins game early in the season, the stands are loaded with 'em. Much better than watching the team.
Posted by: MartiniShark | June 30, 2008 at 11:05 PM