PARENT OF THE WEEK SO FAR
(Thanks to Siouxie)
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June 23, 2008
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My dad never bought me any lingere...
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | June 23, 2008 at 03:07 PM
Aren't they a little big for her?
Posted by: Siouxie | June 23, 2008 at 03:17 PM
I'm guessing they're a little big for anyone who posts to this blog.
Even me.
Posted by: Steve Haller | June 23, 2008 at 03:26 PM
He can always use it as a baby hammock.
Posted by: Siouxie | June 23, 2008 at 03:28 PM
She'll be the envy of the kindergarten with her size DD front-loading, lace-edged sippie cup holsters.
Posted by: JayP | June 23, 2008 at 03:39 PM
He could also fasten it into one of those interactive blankets with a zipper to practice zipping and grommets to practice lacing and tying. The fasteners on the lingerie could really develop those fine motor skills.
Posted by: Que Sara | June 23, 2008 at 03:41 PM
He must have skydiving plans.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 23, 2008 at 03:42 PM
You must watch a lot of television, Mr. Birkhead. Most people get by with only one satellite dish.
Posted by: Danny | June 23, 2008 at 03:47 PM
editorial blunder of the week so far:
"lingerie worn by late ex Anna Nicole Smith"
Does that mean that his ex, Anna Nicole Smith, was late, or it's the ex-Anna Nicole SMith who was late, or that She's dead and late, or the Dead person once known as Anna Nicole, or.....
It boggles the mind, in a macabre sort of way.
Posted by: JayP | June 23, 2008 at 03:51 PM
It means that Anna Nicole Smith was made of latex, I think.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 23, 2008 at 03:53 PM
Or at least parts of her were. NTTAWWT.
Posted by: JayP | June 23, 2008 at 03:54 PM
LOL Meanie! as were most of her clothes.
Posted by: Siouxie | June 23, 2008 at 03:58 PM
Que Sara, I'd be careful there; we already heard about one gal whose thong shot a grommet into her eye. Or maybe it was a Wallace, I forget...
Posted by: Steve Haller | June 23, 2008 at 04:03 PM
They've got a link on there for "Other Stars Gone Too Soon." Other than who? All the other stuff's about Anna Nicole Smith.
Oh wait, I get it....
Posted by: padraig | June 23, 2008 at 04:06 PM
Or maybe it was a Wallace, I forget..
It was a William Wallace. I heard it shout "FREEDOM!" from here.
Posted by: JayP | June 23, 2008 at 04:07 PM
Larry Birkhead ???
Posted by: Steve Haller | June 23, 2008 at 04:27 PM
Couldn't he just buy her an issue of the Playboy she was in? It would probably be cheaper.
Posted by: Margaritaville | June 23, 2008 at 04:41 PM
well, isnt that special.
Posted by: queensbee | June 23, 2008 at 06:44 PM
"No Danny, those panties don't have a hole in the middle, Mummee wanted a pair made that way. She had - what's that stuff you get from books . . . oh yea, class!""
Posted by: MartiniShark | June 23, 2008 at 06:59 PM
ewwww MartiniShark! Those are skanky panties!
Posted by: Siouxie | June 23, 2008 at 08:16 PM
Bless his heart...always thinking of what's best for the children. Hope he's also saved Anna's little pill containers in which sweet Danielynn can store her tiny Barbie shoes. Watta' Dad! Sniff.
Posted by: SandyEggo | June 23, 2008 at 08:20 PM
Siouxie, you forgetting who the previous owner was of said foundation garmets?
Posted by: MartiniShark | June 23, 2008 at 10:47 PM
That poor kid is going to grow up into one really screwed-up adult!
Posted by: Flash | June 23, 2008 at 11:44 PM
Larry Brickhead...what a dad.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 24, 2008 at 06:50 AM
They're for the kid...yeah, that's it...for the kid.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | June 24, 2008 at 12:56 PM