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June 25, 2008

OK, BUT THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO START CARRYING MUCH LARGER IN-FLIGHT SNACKS

Group Wants Pot Allowed in Airport Smoking Lounges

(Thanks to Carl and Amy Drees)

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"Flight #237 is now boarding at Gate 5, Dude."

No, Punkin, it's:
"Flight 420 boarding at gate 420..."

"Oh, wow, man..."

Gives a whole new meaning to the mile HIGH club, don't it?? Duddddddddddddddes!!!

Looks like I picked the wrong time to quit flying to Denver.

WriterDude works from DIA, ever wondered why his got Dude in his alias?

"Dude - I think I saw our pilot in the lounge."

*inhales*

"Got any Cheez Whiz(™), bro?"

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But since there's a plan for a smoking ban, what will they do with it?

They're just doing that so they can take pictures of you, dude!

Hey, it's in a resealable baggie.

Yes, I'll have 5 of the QuickPic lunch boxes and 7 Pepsis.

far out. or is that far up.

As long as it's in a quart sized, resealable bag.

Well, that's one way to revitalize the airline industry.

Oh its Denver, I understand now.

Actually it makes sense. I mean, its a subway pole dance ride to the airplane. Why not have some Mary Jane to enjoy the stranglets.

Being a resident of the Denver Metro area, somehow I think it's related to the stripper golf tournament... but as the regular bloglits here know, my thinking usually comes up WAAAAY short... (books flight to Germany to suck beer off the autobahn...)

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