IN SMALLER AIRPORTS, THEY'LL JUST MAKE YOU GET NAKED

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[Anthony]

I have just sent in my application to be an airport screener. Yeah the pay sucks, but the perks are awesome!

[Margaritaville]

And I'm sure this power will never be abused by mankind.

[Margaritaville]

Anthony, I promise you post was not there when I posted. But yeah.

[Siouxie]

The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) recently started using body scans on randomly chosen passengers in Los Angeles, Baltimore, Denver, Albuquerque and at New York's Kennedy airport.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that most of those "randomly chosen passengers" will be very hot looking men and women. (depending on who's doing the search).

Ya'll know...like all of us.

[fred]

Speaking of naked, check out these naked chicks! :)

That's a totally SFW birdcam of some baby finches - see the picture/video gallery here - Awwwwww!

[Anthony, your very friendly TSA agent]

OK, ma'am, could you go through the scanner again. This time walk a little slower. Great, thanks, but we need you to go through again, this time walk sideways. Thanks, but we seem to be missing something. Could you go through one more time, this time could you bend over a little?

[Braniff77]

Anthony: The perks are probably for about 1% of the people who pass through. The other 99% are probably ones you really don't want to see.
I'm just wondering how long it will take for some of these images to get posted on the Internet by the "inside" guy using a cell-phone camera.

[Siouxie]

"I'm sorry sir, but you'll need to get rid of that bottle another way."

[Mot the Hoople]

Next time I fly into DIA I'm gonna wear my leopard and springbok skin underpants.

[Cat R]

Clark Kent Ervin?

Superman complex, much?

I know, I know. You have to use your middle name to distinguish yourself from all the other Clark Ervins...

[random thunking]

According to the bottomless pit of information that we like to call The Internets, this is what the TSA sees.

[Siouxie]

um...so it sees her hands UP when they're actually down??

interesting.

[Mitch Connor]

Some of the posts here make this seem like a desirable job. Next time you're at the airport, pick out a few people at random and ask yourself, "Would I really want to see this?"

[Mot the Hoople]

Rats, that is sooooo unflattering random.

[Siouxie]

"Honey, does this scanner make my butt look big??"

[insomniac]

(the beatles)

i'm looking through you
it's just my job
getting to view you
gives me a 'knob'
seeing your undies, makes me deranged
i'm looking through you, but i'm not strange!

the line's not moving, till the image's clear
for a girl in al qaeda, you've got a lovely rear
we can't afford to let thongs go unscanned
i'm looking through you, but it's not planned!

why, oh, why, must you fight me this way
when your picture's guaranteed to be on 'Girls Gone FAA'!

A judge's ruling, put me in jail
I heard you're sueing, can't make my bail
They don't use cameras to search me here
they're looking through me, another way!

[Miranda Hobbs]

Hmm. Attorney conference in July, Dallas.

Better wax, like Samantha said...

[lil rascal]

"Millimeter waves" found to cause sterility in 16-29 year old males. Massecheuttes gains renewed status as a realiztic state.

[TSAm Spade]

Here's looking at you, qaeda.

[Meanie the Blue]

I know, I know, a mixed Bogeyism. You saw right through that, didn't you?

[CJrun]

*TSAmSnork*!