IF YOU MUST MOON

Moon with care.

(Thanks to Matt Filar and Woozy Barnes and Billy No Last Name and of course Siouxie. And Kay Myers. Please stop sending this item in now. Thank you. And Baron vonKlyff.)

Comments

[Siouxie]

That was some powerful butt.

[fivver]

Hold my Heine and watch this

[Mot the Hoople]

Explain that to your HMO.

[Margaritaville]

That must have been a real pane.

[Siouxie]

*takes up a collection so we can get Billy a last name*

[Siouxie]

♪ When your butt hits the glass
And you cut up your ass...that's an-ouchie...♪

[fivver]

*tosses litter box scoopings into collection box*

Whut?

[Doc Rick]

Snork @ Siouxie!

[Mrs. Wheezer]

*snork*

[Diva]

*snork* @ Mot!! I think I'd rather not.... ;-P

[padraig]

Good thing he wasn't serving up a fruit salad with that pressed ham, or he'd have wound up with blood sausage.

[Meanie the Blue]

A true lunar eclipse like this one is a very rear rare event. The odds are asstronomical.

[Diva]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW, pad! You cheeseheads're GROSS.

[Jeff Meyerson]

To quote John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever:

"Dumb f@ck."

[FleaBailey]

I can believe it. This reminds me of something I experienced when I was in law school. As Dave would say, I am not making this up.

When I was in law school (years ago, when lawyers had much LESS to learn) I witnessed a truly marvelous "mooning" accident. Specifically, when we law students were returning from an outing just before graduation, in two chartered buses, on the interstate, a student across the bus aisle from me elected to moon the students on the other bus as it was passing our bus on the interstate. He flung his buttocks up against the window, which promptly flew open. He, of course, flew out the window.

When the hysterical, drunken students managed to convince the bus driver that they weren't kidding about what had happened, the bus had traveled about two miles. The driver immediately pulled the bus over, and several students jumped out and ran back along the interstate. On there way they passed a Ford Pinto (I TOLD you this was a long time ago!) pulled over to the side of the road. They asked the woman in the driver's seat if she had seen a man on the road with his pants pulled down. She simply nodded and pointed backwards.

Eventually they found the student leaning against the rail on the median, holding his pants up. There was a tire track on his hand (presumably from the Pinto) and some amazing road burns on his butt, but--I am NOT making this up--absolutely no other injuries.

The law school administration subsequently adopted a new rule requiring a faculty member to be on any bus used for future outings.

[frodolives]

I am not, repeat NOT, going to

[frodolives]

oh, shoot, what happened?...

[frodolives]

I am not (ok, you know... just let me try it again...