HEH HEH. OH, WAIT, 'FARTHING
Key Quote Indicating the Ruthlessness Required of a Penny Farthing Operator:
"I thought, 'Well, there's a car there, and there's a car there, and (a young girl) was in the gap. If I hit the cars, it's going to damage my bike and hurt me.If I hit her, it will be a softer landing for me, and she'd learn something from it. Everyone's a winner!' So, I ran her over."
(Thanks to Andrew Hoenig)