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June 08, 2008

HE DOESN'T REALLY LOOK THAT MUCH WEIRDER THAN SOME MEMBERS OF THE ROYAL FAMILY

The Queen meets the gurning champion.
Gurning
(Thanks to CJrun)

Comments

And doesn't she look thrilled!

Key Quote: Mr Mattinson, a master of the art of pulling faces while sticking his head through a horse collar, won the title at the Egremont crab apple fair.

This is an art? Just how bored do they get in England, anyway?

Look like great fun! I hope they had something to drink there. And by that I mean alcoholic.

That seems awfully...specific. Do they have a separate word for the "art" of pulling faces while sticking your head through a pony collar? What about an ox yoke? And then there's the non-animal-husbandry (NTTAWWT) items: inner tubes, toilet seats, Andrew Lloyd Webber's legs, etc.

She just thought it was Camilla.

Can one get an MFA in gurning? Do they have a gurning department at major universities in the UK?

Is he single? Annie wants to know.

Loved the video and the Queen's guffaws! Oh, sorry.

She looked like she was thinking, "How long must I stand here?"

He is the king of gurning, but she remains the queen of blinking nervously and discreetly stepping away.

I think that if the internet meme "OMGWTFBBQ" hadn't already been invented, finding out about "gurning" would have caused it to spring forth like Athena from Zeus' forehead.

Caption:
"That old woman smells like week-old kippers! Oh, sorry, pleased to meet you, Your Majesty!"

i'm not sure if gurning would lighten the mood, say, maybe in congress. but americans would definitely use toilet seats.

Liz looks like quite the gurner herself.

@Layzeeboy: No, that's just her hat. I can see how it'd be easy to mistake for a horse collar, though.

With apologies to W.B. Yeats:

"Gurning, Gurning, in the widening ire...."

(Gads, my English degree, finally put to good use!)

Thanks, Dave!

Why don't we have royals to perform this essential service?

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