FYI
The blog is not receiving email, for some technical reason that we frankly do not understand. Rest assured that we are taking every possible step to have judi fired. Until this crisis has passed, we urge everybody to remain calm.
Update: OK, I think it's fixed. Turns out there was too much RAM in the carburetor.

Have your ISP reamed, rapped and rotated.
Posted by: lil rascal | June 26, 2008 at 10:28 AM
come join us HERE
Posted by: russellmc | June 26, 2008 at 10:31 AM
*remains totally calm*
*installs a new blog cooler.*
Posted by: Siouxie | June 26, 2008 at 10:31 AM
russell,
I love the fact that this comes from Darwin. I think that as the croc grows, natural selection will begin taking a toll.
Posted by: JayP | June 26, 2008 at 10:35 AM
Well you darn well better fix it.
Posted by: Elon@Rice | June 26, 2008 at 10:39 AM
*was already drinking in the first place*
Posted by: Margaritaville | June 26, 2008 at 10:52 AM
*Doing her part for *hic* technology*
Posted by: Punkin | June 26, 2008 at 11:06 AM
Don't panic! Unless you have the Proper Equipment!
When in trouble
When in doubt
Run in circles
Scream and shout
Posted by: wiredog | June 26, 2008 at 11:20 AM
Wouldn't this be a good time for an office Santaria?
Posted by: Erb's point | June 26, 2008 at 11:25 AM
Didn't the US Supreme Court just rule that we have a Constitutional right to panic with firearms?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | June 26, 2008 at 11:50 AM
well, okay, if you insist...
Posted by: nora | June 26, 2008 at 11:55 AM
IT department need a beaver teabag?
Posted by: Modgi | June 26, 2008 at 11:57 AM
Hey, It's 5 o'clock some where!
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | June 26, 2008 at 11:59 AM
*peeks in*
Is it safe yet???
*goes back to remainig calm*
Posted by: Siouxie | June 26, 2008 at 12:34 PM
rollin' rollin' rollin'
Posted by: tumbleweed | June 26, 2008 at 12:39 PM
YAY!
*wonders what they're going to do with the extra RAM*
Posted by: Siouxie | June 26, 2008 at 12:55 PM
ACTUALLY our mailbox was shut down, because people keep sending in huge multi-MB files! if there were a way to complain about it without sounding too grumpy and old-fashioned and downright bitchy, i would definitely do so. unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be a way, so I will refrain from saying anything.
Posted by: judi | June 26, 2008 at 02:34 PM
judi, butt...tell us how you really feel...
*hangs head low*
Posted by: Siouxie, guilty as charged | June 26, 2008 at 02:49 PM
*leaves extra beer & gumballs for judi*
pssst?? it's Jeff's fault!!! shhhh
*quietly tip toes out*
Posted by: Siouxie, guilty as charged | June 26, 2008 at 02:53 PM
*catches himself just about to hit "send" on huge multi-MB file of Craig Ferguson appearing with Counting Crows...nah, better not, it would only upset her...*
Posted by: Steve Haller | June 26, 2008 at 02:58 PM
ROFLLLLLLLLLLL
Posted by: judi | June 26, 2008 at 03:30 PM
Whoever said "a picture is worth a thousand words" must have been talking about eMail. Wait...a big picture could be closer to a hundred thousand words.
Posted by: oneblankspace | June 26, 2008 at 05:44 PM
Sure, remain calm. I just dislocated my damn finger on my monitor reaching for the pint.
Posted by: MartiniShark | June 26, 2008 at 07:45 PM