FORGET GLOBAL WARMING
(Thanks to sjhaller)
Update: Cheryl Howard sends this version of the story from BBC News, which you will notice does not focus on quite the same, ah, angle, as The Sun.
Update: Baron vonKlyff sends the Daily Mail version.
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No, that's in there, that's the scene that got Al Gore the Nobel Prize...
Posted by: Steve Haller | June 21, 2008 at 10:46 AM
You guys need sheep for the upkeep of your manparts? This explains so much...
Posted by: Suzy Q | June 21, 2008 at 10:50 AM
... cause there's nothing worse than an overgrown phallus ...
Posted by: Steve Haller | June 21, 2008 at 10:51 AM
I blame global shrinkage.
Posted by: Siouxie | June 21, 2008 at 10:56 AM
EMERGENCY OT!!!!
My friend Noelle reports that yesterday, as she was sitting peacefully in her own yard, just enjoying the sunny day, a NINJA SQUIRREL swooped in and stole her cell phone, grasping it in his mouth and charging up a 20 foot Pine!
That is where the phone remains. When they call the phone, they can hear it ringing up inside the tree. We hope the NSF (Ninja Squirrel Family)are not making long distance calls.
Take precautions, people!!
/OT
Posted by: Punkin | June 21, 2008 at 10:57 AM
Sorry - carry on with your grassy-c0ck chat.
(Would "Grassy C0ck Chat" be a GNFARB?)
Posted by: Punkin | June 21, 2008 at 11:07 AM
Can you hear me now? Great!
Posted by: Steve Haller | June 21, 2008 at 11:07 AM
RUN AWAY PUNKIN!!
Posted by: Siouxie | June 21, 2008 at 11:12 AM
RUN AWAY PUNKIN!!
Posted by: Siouxie | June 21, 2008 at 11:13 AM
Run twice!
Posted by: Siouxie | June 21, 2008 at 11:20 AM
Siouxie - I also saw a cloud that looked like a squirrel - does that mean anything?
See how upset these critters have got me? I can't even properly enjoy a giant willy!
Posted by: Punkin | June 21, 2008 at 11:40 AM
My primary thought upon reading this article is that pictures of this would never in a million years make it into an American newspaper or TV broadcast ...
Posted by: funniegrrl | June 21, 2008 at 11:43 AM
This world is amazing. First, we wish that the grass had grown up to hide this man's phallus and now we are airlifting in sheep to display the Rude Man's wood.
On the other hand, had the giant seen this article his phallus would have disappeared of its own accord. Mine did.
Posted by: JayP | June 21, 2008 at 12:13 PM
Let us know when you find it, JP.
Or..mebbe not.
Posted by: Siouxie | June 21, 2008 at 12:18 PM
Will do Siouxie. To help, I'm surfing the web for pictures of boobies, but not having much lucka>.
Posted by: JayP | June 21, 2008 at 12:29 PM
metro.co.uk took a more apocalyptic view: GIant penis man is disappearing.
I'd say that even tops The Sun this time.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 21, 2008 at 01:19 PM
Let's see, wet May shows up an GPM disappears. Has anyone checked the local hotels?
Posted by: fivver | June 21, 2008 at 01:42 PM
Just a note: They are blaimng this all one a wet season. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | June 21, 2008 at 04:30 PM
I kind of wonder if perhaps this giant could have been an elaborate school prank that just sort of caught on.
Posted by: Bob | June 21, 2008 at 11:23 PM
Mars needs women!
England needs... sheep...
Posted by: Matt | June 23, 2008 at 01:27 AM