BRASSIERES: IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN'T DO?
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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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My FIRST thought is about hanging chads...
Posted by: frodolives | June 25, 2008 at 10:15 AM
A dangling chad walks into a bra...
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 25, 2008 at 10:17 AM
Can I probe her for election fraud?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | June 25, 2008 at 10:18 AM
*SNORKS!!!!!!!!!!!* Annie!
Posted by: frodolives | June 25, 2008 at 10:18 AM
*Pulls lever*
What?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 25, 2008 at 10:18 AM
I dunno, the idea has a couple of good points.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | June 25, 2008 at 10:22 AM
LOL Annie!
Careful. Too many hanging chads and pulling levers can lead to a pregnant chad. Just sayin'
Posted by: Siouxie | June 25, 2008 at 10:22 AM
This may work better for Republicans, since they're used to padding their elections. Especially if her g-string accepted campaign contributions.
Women need inspiration, too. Where's our dangling Chad?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 25, 2008 at 10:24 AM
Do they have a special bra-less bra for those of us who preper our candidates to be independent?
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | June 25, 2008 at 10:34 AM
Loved the giant octupus...
Posted by: Allen at Division | June 25, 2008 at 11:18 AM
yeah, yeah, "octopus"...in a garden
Posted by: Allen at Division | June 25, 2008 at 11:19 AM
no. there is NOTHING they cant do. bras uber alles.
Posted by: queensbee | June 25, 2008 at 12:31 PM
Not a good idea. I see sexual harassment charges in this era of touch-screen ballots.
I know that girl in the picture - I hear she's bi-partisan curious.
Posted by: MartiniShark | June 25, 2008 at 01:57 PM