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June 27, 2008

BEST SNAKE-RELATED QUOTE SO FAR THIS WEEK

Snakes in a Parcel: "Just leave it alone," Gaye Hurst told her husband. "We don't know what kind of snake it is. It's from Indiana."

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

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At least they were snakes from Des Plaines.

Let's try this again, shall we?

At least they weren't snakes from Des Plaines.

Thank you for your time and patience.

Good thing it was an oxygen generator in the package. It sounds like she needed it.

I can vouch for the number of "snakes" found in Indiana. But to be fair, there were just as many in Florida, too...

Hoosier snakey?

The National Guard units she requested are currently on backorder. There were a lot of volunteers to fly back home to deal with the snakes in a box instead of the dangers of downtown لفلوجة‎.

I am from Indiana. If this ever happens to you, offer the snake corn products, fashions that are years behind current trends, and your opinion that Indiana basketball trumps all basketball in the galaxy and the snake will feel right at home. Heck, he might even give you Colts tickets.

She oughta be glad they weren't from Massssachussssetssss. ~ ~ ~ ~

I need new glasses. I thought it said she ordered it for her gas-blowing hubby.

I need new glasses. I thought it said she got it for her gas-blowing hubby.

^bifocals^ up to Layzee

Thanks, Cat. And damn the bot.

Ok, so HOW does a snake "pass" foam? It's not exactly digestable, now is it?

Don't miss the comments on this one. Find out how "black rat snake" constitutes a racial slur!

Cat R (from WAAAAAYYY back above...) HEEERRRREEESSS your snakie...

(Wishes a woman would faint over my snakie, but AIN"T gonna happen... sulks... goes to blogbar for another drink...)

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