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June 20, 2008

ATTENTION, OENOPHI OEONIPH WINE-LOVERS

Remember Kikkoman? The superhero who came from the Planet of Soy? He is now in the wine business. You know it will be a tasteful wine, because Kikkoman is a tasteful guy.

Kikkomaso

(Thanks to Joe Hicks)

Comments

Condiment king Kikkoman producing another kind of sauce

The characters on his loin cloth translate to "My lunchbox is bigger than Becks', and requires no airbrushing to enhance my impressive Goldenballs."

Kikkoman, the soy sauce company, is not actually associated with Kikkoman the superhero.

But still wine made by a soy sauce company? What if the pipes got mixed up?

"Astringent: A chemical that tends to shrink or constrict body tissues, usually locally after topical medicinal application."

Please explain why this is a good quality in a wine.

Hammond, because it does that to the inside of your mouth. That is what give red wine their characteristic taste.

Geez, Elon. Go ahead and ruin it for the rest of us!

LOL BJJB!

Hammie, just don't pour the wine on your lunchbox (IYKWIM-AITYD)


*WAVES and HAYYYs @ Hammie!!!*

'sup?

where's his sidekick, Terry Yaki?

No animated movie? I wanted to see his new fish motorcycle!

snorks to Siouxie & Insom!

Hm. Brings to mind a good old song:

Fish heads, fish heads
roly poly fish heads;
fish heads, fish heads
eat them up, yummmm!

*snork @ Siouxie and insom*

*Waves an overdue HOWDY! at Hammie!!!*

"...but suffered along with other Japanese wineries because of a flood of cheap imports." Sucks, huh?

That's why I always get my wine in a box. Who ever heard of soy boxes, right?

GMTA, Diva!

Yup, Siouxie. I've heard of 'soy borracha,' but never 'soy boxes.'

I say that every weekend >:-]

Yum, fish heads!

(Cat, this is for you)

*Waves @ DD!!!!*

*Waves @ Siouxie!!!!*

Aw, you 'membered me, Hammie! I haven't been around much in a while. :)

Cat - exactly. I LOVE that silly, sick song! :D

Thanks, Steve!

wonders if kinkoman kikkoman ever had a thong grommet put his eye out...

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