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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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Fifteen camels, two zebras and several llamas and pot-bellied pigs walk into a bar in Amsterdam....
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 30, 2008 at 01:33 PM
Annie--
...but it was a hash bar, so no one noticed.
...and ordered a longneck.
Posted by: JayP | June 30, 2008 at 02:00 PM
A "rogue" giraffe...The peaceful, law-abiding majority of the giraffes remained behind.
Posted by: Allen at Division | June 30, 2008 at 02:13 PM
Amazingly, first to say "Rogue Giraffe" WBAGNFARB.
The zoo personnel really need to be more careful in the films they show the inmates.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | June 30, 2008 at 02:45 PM
They ALWAYS blame the giraffe!
That's PROFILING, and that's just wrong.
Posted by: padraig the cheesehead | June 30, 2008 at 04:27 PM
Highballs are on the gee-raffe!
Posted by: estrogen centrale | June 30, 2008 at 05:24 PM
Would have loved to be sitting in one of the "tea" shops as this menagerie sauntered past and watched the pie-eyed expressions on the patrons. Sales for that "wicked sh!t" would double.
Posted by: MartiniShark | June 30, 2008 at 06:44 PM
I'm frightened by rogue giraffes myself.
Posted by: Margaritaville | June 30, 2008 at 07:23 PM