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June 26, 2008


...we need to take a hard took at dinner forks and frozen chicken.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)


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Did he salt the chicken before using it for assault?

Shoddy reporting! Where'd the chicken come from? Was he just riding around with a 10-pound bag of chicken? And was it a whole chicken, a fryer, or cut up?

As my 12-year-old would say, "Holy flippin' chicken!"

It's the tween version of cussing around here.

A 10-POUND chicken??? That's a big chicken...

I personally carry frozen chicken feet.

Siouxie, the policy is, "Don't ask, don't tell"... I'm certainly not asking...

Stone cold Santeria...that's our Siouxie.

At first I thought he told his 10 pound pet chicken to attack the woman.

This just in- the Paducah weatherman is in hiding... updates as they become available...

We will have to register a dinner fork, but not a salad fork?

What would Emily Post say about this?

The mind Boggle™s.

"The woman was treated at Foote Hospital in Jackson, and needed five five staples in her head to close up the wound..."

Shouldn't they have taken her to a Head hospital?

I have a BIL, who, with his mother, had Christmas dinner with our extended family one year. BIL reached for something his mom didn't think fitting...and she stabbed him in the hand with a fork. Puncture wounds. We, the extended family, had no idea how to react. BIL's mom went on with her conversation like nothing happened. She kindly told him to go clean up and not to act like an animal, as you want to be pleasant in front of your in-laws. Really. My sister is still married to him...

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