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May 23, 2008
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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Hey, he could be telling the truth. It has been known to happen...sometimes.
OK, the guy's probably a slug, but I don'[t want to see his naked butt, especially after the last item.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 23, 2008 at 09:01 AM
if anyone needs me, i'll be rumaging around for embarrassing photos of the x.
Posted by: crossgirl | May 23, 2008 at 09:18 AM
"coincidentally"? HA!
... and other than his name on the sign, HOW do we really know it's his?
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | May 23, 2008 at 09:34 AM
If she were really cruel, she would have put his girlfriend's phone number on it.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 23, 2008 at 09:51 AM
We won't . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | May 23, 2008 at 09:54 AM
Speaking of girlfriend's. WHERE'S HER BUTT PICTURE!?
Sexist!
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | May 23, 2008 at 10:07 AM
oh, good point kibby! abandons search for pics of actual x.....
Posted by: crossgirl | May 23, 2008 at 10:12 AM
I'm sure I, and many other women of this blog, could come up with a better revenge...
Posted by: Margaritaville | May 23, 2008 at 10:40 AM
"lying, cheating, two-timing arse"? That's a nasty crack!
Posted by: LGE | May 23, 2008 at 10:43 AM
Kibby, we report, you decide. Jeff, do not look.
Posted by: Cat R | May 23, 2008 at 12:52 PM
They should introduce this woman to the pennied-driveway woman. It would be Thelma and Louise all over again.
Posted by: Guin | May 23, 2008 at 06:27 PM