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May 12, 2008
WHY WE LOVE GUYS
Guys are level-headed.
(Thanks to sjhaller)
Posted by Dave on May 12, 2008 at 09:11 AM | Permalink
Comments
Oh lookie! Now he has two smart cars!!
Posted by: eilbeback | 09:16 AM on May 12, 2008
All Fiestas now 50% off!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 09:18 AM on May 12, 2008
King Solomon??? Is that you???
Posted by: Punkin | 09:21 AM on May 12, 2008
Now he can turn the car into a Stretch Fiesta and steal market share from the Hummers.
I hope "hummers" isn't British slang for something obscene.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | 09:28 AM on May 12, 2008
Nice thing about a Fiesta, he didn't even need tools to break it in half. Just sit in the driver's seat and bounce up and down a few times. Chevy Vegas worked the same way. No, wait, that made them catch on fire.
Posted by: padraig | 09:33 AM on May 12, 2008
Hey, I'd bet if he shaved one inch off the middle of each of the halves and welded them back together, it would fit perfectly in his driveway.
And "Worried Clampers" WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Cat R | 09:50 AM on May 12, 2008
pad, I had a Chevy Vega as my first car. POS but I loved it back then.
Posted by: Siouxie | 09:53 AM on May 12, 2008
Hey, I'm with Ian here. SOmeone has to show these petty dictators we are men, not numbers!
Posted by: 2706829 | 09:54 AM on May 12, 2008
Siouxie, my in-laws had one, until it flipped over on the Southern State Parkway and they barely escaped with their lives.
NTTAWWT
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | 09:55 AM on May 12, 2008
WRT Not My Usual Alias
"I hope "hummers" isn't British slang for something obscene."
According to my wife it is. She chuckles whenever she sees one on the road. I'm glad it's not at some other inopportune moment though.
Posted by: another take on "Hummers" | 10:05 AM on May 12, 2008
Hummers are obscene already. Saw a great cop video the other day of a drunken Hummer driver who missed his freeway exit, cut over and not only ran over the exit sign, but drove along for 200 yards with it attached to his front bumper. Then he thought the shoulder was the Hummer lane and drove merrily along knocking down road signs like toothpicks.
I'm just sorry they didn't have the arrest on video. "Vat? Vat did I do? I am ze Governator you know..."
Posted by: padraig | 10:25 AM on May 12, 2008
They only look cool as limos - my daughter and friends got into one of those on sat for the prom. VERY SWEET RIDE!
Posted by: Siouxie | 10:33 AM on May 12, 2008
I wonder what his son, for whom he purchased the vehicle, is thinking right now.
"Whatever you do, DON'T piss off me dad!"
Posted by: MOTW | 10:45 AM on May 12, 2008
Siouxz, did you mean the Hummer or the Fiesta? 'Cos I know which one MY kid is getting for a prom limo if he expects ME to pay for it...
Posted by: padraig | 11:00 AM on May 12, 2008
And Siouxz? That cop video of a Hummer that I described? I think that's your daughter with her head sticking up out of the sun roof laughing and waving.
Posted by: padraig | 11:02 AM on May 12, 2008
The fiesta at Ian's house was cut short.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 11:24 AM on May 12, 2008
Clamping ensured alcohol was not required in this instance.
Posted by: JEC666 | 11:41 AM on May 12, 2008
So what are "jobsworths"????
Posted by: Reigh | 02:09 PM on May 12, 2008
pad, sorry we had no power for a few hours. I meant the Hummer limo and *I* did not pay for it, her bf did ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | 02:25 PM on May 12, 2008
