WE DON'T KNOW IF WE WANT TO GO ON LIVING...
...in a world where a man can't brandish his sword in Macy's.
(Thanks to Siouxie and sjhaller)
Update (thanks to Jeff Meyerson): The New York Post is all over this important story.
Update (thanks to Justin Barber): Here's another story. This blog had no idea that kickball was such a rowdy sport.
Key Quote: We at Los Piratas Mechanicos (The Mechanical Pirates) ARRR like a family.We bring props, dress up like pirates, wear eyepatches and say ARRR all the time. We fly flags and throw water balloons. This is what we do.