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May 06, 2008

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Now they're using cows.

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

Posted by Dave on May 6, 2008 at 02:44 PM | Permalink

Comments

Mooooooooooooove outta the way!

Posted by: Siouxie | 02:49 PM on May 6, 2008

(BST= British Summer Time)

Posted by: oneblankspace | 02:52 PM on May 6, 2008

Siouxie, quit milking that line!

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 02:54 PM on May 6, 2008

...it was feared others in the area could stray onto the road.
Peekamoo!

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 02:57 PM on May 6, 2008

Follow that cow!

Posted by: The Chicken | 02:57 PM on May 6, 2008

Okie dokie, Annie. I'll use anudder one.

Posted by: Siouxie | 02:59 PM on May 6, 2008

"It was closed in both directions from Sandyknowes...." In what language does that make sense?

Posted by: CJrun | 03:07 PM on May 6, 2008

*snork* @ Siouxie. You nearly made milk come out my nose. And I wasn't drinking any.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 03:10 PM on May 6, 2008

Maybe the bobbies should pull out a bullhorn and order the cows to get back into the canal.

Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | 03:19 PM on May 6, 2008

Look out below!

Posted by: Cat R | 03:55 PM on May 6, 2008

Belfast? Make that "Bel-not-so-fast."

Posted by: Brainy Jello | 04:08 PM on May 6, 2008

just cows? no ul-steers?

Posted by: insomniac | 04:10 PM on May 6, 2008

We will not cower from this threat!

Posted by: Pinky | 05:26 PM on May 6, 2008

This same thing happened in the Florida panhandle several years ago.

Posted by: Holly | 05:36 PM on May 6, 2008

Cud it out, you guys.

Posted by: Punkin | 07:48 PM on May 6, 2008

Punkin'
Can't we milk this one some more?

Posted by: Not my usual alias | 09:16 PM on May 6, 2008

You guys butter stop it.

Posted by: baligurl | 09:24 PM on May 6, 2008

This has turned into udder nonsense. Cheeze, anudder subject please, Dave?

Posted by: SandyEggo | 09:34 PM on May 6, 2008

Something moosical, perhaps?

Posted by: baligurl | 09:37 PM on May 6, 2008

Slinks in®

♪ Moooooooon River ♪

Posted by: Cat R | 09:48 PM on May 6, 2008

snork @ Cat

can we have the second mooovement too?

Posted by: jug | 09:57 PM on May 6, 2008

No, jug, already herd that one.

Posted by: same old guy - new name | 10:54 PM on May 6, 2008

They're still looking for this one and this one. Their photos are on all the milk cartons.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 11:41 PM on May 6, 2008

"Come get me, coppers!"

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 11:55 PM on May 6, 2008

*Snork* @ Annie's cows on the lam*

Something in the way she moos
Attracts me like no other heifer
Something in the way her hooves beat
I don’t want to leave this cow
Although she’s streetwalking now...

Posted by: Just Ducky | 12:04 AM on May 7, 2008

Whatever you do, do NOT pick up hitch-hike-cows.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 12:05 AM on May 7, 2008

Be careful, Just Ducky - some hitch-hike-cows can be very aggressive.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 12:10 AM on May 7, 2008

No kidding, Annie. We've got some here in the Lone Star State.

Posted by: Just Ducky | 12:14 AM on May 7, 2008

*flaps away to sleep; perchance, to dream of giant hitch-hike-cows*

Posted by: Just Ducky | 12:22 AM on May 7, 2008

So I've herd.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 12:22 AM on May 7, 2008

Nite, Dux.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 12:27 AM on May 7, 2008

Annie, you kill me!

Posted by: baligurl | 12:28 AM on May 7, 2008

Aw, shucks, Bali.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | 12:32 AM on May 7, 2008

i've seen that photo before somewhere....

Posted by: packsaddle | 12:52 AM on May 7, 2008

Slinks in®

Puts out coffee, cream, whole milk, lowfat milk, skim milk, cheese danish, bagels, toast, butter, cream cheese, and Lactaid™.

Posted by: Cat R | 07:42 AM on May 7, 2008

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, thanks, dairy!

*Drinks milk & cream, jumps up & down for an hour, poops out butter*

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh....nothing like a nice morning cownstatutional!

Posted by: Punkin | 08:27 AM on May 7, 2008

just when you thought it was safe to go back in the barn...

Posted by: Steve Haller | 08:34 AM on May 7, 2008

*SNORKS milk out her nose at Punkin pooping butter*

Posted by: Cat R | 08:56 AM on May 7, 2008

Give the d@mned cows Fla. drivers licenses, everybody else has one.

(yawn)

Posted by: daisymae | 09:11 AM on May 7, 2008

You're gonna need a bigger barn.

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | 09:41 AM on May 7, 2008

moo-OO! moo-OO! moo-OO moo-OO moo-OO moo-OO ...

Posted by: Steve Haller | 09:44 AM on May 7, 2008

Got Cookies??

Posted by: Siouxie | 09:55 AM on May 7, 2008

It behooves me to state that I like my milk shakes to be processed differently.

Posted by: Mot the Hoople | 10:00 AM on May 7, 2008

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