THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
Now they're using pelicans.
(Thanks to ubetcha)
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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
If it's not squirrels, it's....pelicans? Well, if you can't stand the heat, stay out of the water (wait a minute...that's not right). Another tourist attack, oh dear.
Posted by: daisymae | May 10, 2008 at 08:23 AM
I'm the only one up this morning it seems.
Hello?
(H-e-l-l-o.....[echo])
Posted by: daisymae's cat Boom | May 10, 2008 at 08:27 AM
"a big hard punch in my face."
This is why I vacation in Florida. It takes me back...
Posted by: emkeane | May 10, 2008 at 08:36 AM
She went back to Ohio...YES!
Posted by: Pelican | May 10, 2008 at 09:06 AM
That'll teach her to dress like a fish.
Posted by: SW | May 10, 2008 at 09:07 AM
Another reason that I'm staying out of Florida...Was she kosher?
Posted by: Kathybear | May 10, 2008 at 10:58 AM