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May 23, 2008

THIS WOULD NEVER WORK IN FLORIDA

The drivers here already have guns.

(Thanks to CJrun and Corey Smith)

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I hope that the folks who carry both guns and Bibles don't pick up the wrong one in a public place.

Nothing says customer satisfaction like adding firearms to the deal.

Every buyer so far "except one guy from Canada and one old guy" has elected to take the gun, Muller said.

They were
already
set.

That guy reminds me of "Boston Legal" a couple weeks back when staunch Republicans approached Denny Crane about running for President but cautioned that he'd have to win the powerful support of the NRA. Denny spent the next 5 minutes pulling out one gun after another from his waistband, coat and vest... (And let's not forget, when they went fishing Alan used a pole but Denny whipped out a shotgun and blasted away...!)

I would like a cheeseburger happy meal please and instead of the Indiana Jones toy can I get the Glock?

Thanks.

Every summer churches here in Western KY offer rifles as the grand prize in raffles designed to encourage the menfolk to attend church. There seems to be a designated time period for it because for about a month there are billboards everywhere saying, "Come to First Baptist Church this Sunday Night and Win a Free Gun".

Come to think of it this could probably really catch on in South Florida...

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