Dave Barry's Blog: THIS IS NOT A GOOD WEEK FOR CATS

"Three other kittens from the same litter and five adult cats were looking on."

Mommy kitty:"Now, who else wants to tell me they don't want to lick their butts clean, hmmm?"

Posted by: Punkin | May 09, 2008 at 09:29 AM

So many putty tats. So wittle time.

Posted by: Tweety Bird | May 09, 2008 at 09:36 AM

You know they are out there plotting revenge.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 09, 2008 at 09:36 AM

I love one of the headlines I saw - "Snake swallows pussy". Then I thought, they must be doing it the wrong way. Then, I got my head outta the gutter.

Posted by: Siouxie | May 09, 2008 at 09:44 AM

"Then, I got my head outta the gutter"

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

*smooches*

Posted by: Punkin | May 09, 2008 at 09:55 AM

You get it right back in there!

Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | May 09, 2008 at 09:56 AM

*Insert "cat got your tongue?" joke here*

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 09, 2008 at 10:00 AM

No worries. Siouxie just took her head out to catch a breath. The rest of her is still in the gutter.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 09, 2008 at 10:00 AM

Thank goodness, Annie - cuz she's the one with the flashlight.

Posted by: Punkin | May 09, 2008 at 10:02 AM

Here kitty kitty kitty...

*GULP*

Ok..I'm back in! I missed you, gals.

Posted by: Siouxie | May 09, 2008 at 10:08 AM

So, the nehgbour's cat was bullying him?

Now who's the pussy?

Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 09, 2008 at 10:23 AM

Meeeeowww!

Posted by: Siouxie | May 09, 2008 at 10:33 AM

The hilarious part was how he was all regretful after being caught and having his name and face published. You know, if I was to accidentally knock him out and drown him and then get caught, I'd be all regretful and sorry too. Killing animals like that is a sure sign of sociopathy, and no one misses a sociopath when they disappear in the night.

Posted by: Dexter | May 09, 2008 at 11:03 AM

(a) The X-ray looks like the blessed virgin to me. [2] Was he supposed to use a weapon? {L}enor Rigby was a very weird song

Posted by: JEC666 | May 09, 2008 at 11:29 AM

If a human had come come into his apartment and started breaking things, it would have been OK to shoot him, most likely.

Oh, wait, this wasn't Texas.

Posted by: Marty Fried | May 09, 2008 at 12:19 PM

A moment of silence, please.

Thank you.

Story #1: We have upped our training to ensure that this does not happen again.

Story #2: Unlike we can with occurrences of nature, my brethren and I cannot

let this one

go.

Be warned.