THEY WON'T GET FAR ON LAND

'SpongeBob fanatics' hunted over vandalism

(Thanks to DavCat)

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[SW]

I once knew a Spongebob fanatic
She kept all her toys in the attic
She took Mr. Squarepants
To the annual squaredance
And they locked her up right automatic.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Hopefully this won't give Nike or Adidas any ideas...I can just see Yosemite now...."Half Moon sponsored by Citibank!"

[Annie Where-but-here]

Half DOME...duh...

[Lairbo]

AWBH: I think that Cisco Systems already has the Half Moon Bay naming rights all sewn up.

[Annie Where-but-here]

"Sequoia National Forest brought to you by Viagra."
I think I just solved the National Debt.

[Meditrina]

That is shoddy reporting. Where's the photo? I wanna see the thang. Sheesh.

Squarebob is aquatic - stupid vandals.

[SW]

"I think I just solved the National Debt."

So aw, are you volunteering to serve as Dave's Secretary of the Treasury (OTUS)?

[Annie Where-but-here]

Update - they caught one of the vandals.

[fivver]

'SpongeBob fanatics' hunted over vandalism

Wait! You mean we need a reason to hunt them?

[Josh]

CSI: Monument, Colorado

[Meanie the Blue]

THIS JUST IN - Happy Mother's Day to all BlogMoms, BlogMoms to be, Mom's of Bloglits and Blogits, and generally speaking all maternally inclined persons ever to have blogged.

Oh, and to Mama Blog Michelle.

[Annie Where-but-here]

word of warning - if you're gonna celebrate Mother's Day by taking a nap in the sun, don't wear jeans with metal rivets. I now have my first tat - looks a bit like the 'copyright' logo, which I guess is appropriate. But, owie.

[jug]

Ouch Annie.

[SW]

Didn't I tell you to take off your pants?

[CJrun]

What Stevie said. Jeans are for kneelin' in dirt, not sun-lyin'.

Unless you fell through the ice, then by all means lie in the sun.

[packsaddle]

".....says the incident is part of an increase in vandalism in the area."

um, how would any vandalism not be part of an increase in vandalism in the area?

idiot!

[Meditrina]

I, as one Motha, am ready for a cocktail. Anyone wanna join me? (so I'm not really drinking alone, ya know)

[Doc Rick]

I could use a beer Med. And a nap or 10 considering all of the running around today and yesterday trying to make sure everyone got to see their mom or step-mom. It was worth the effort since every one of the moms had a big smile on their face when all was said and done.

[Meditrina]

Cool. You deserve a tall, cold one, Rick. I'm even buying. ;)

[Doc Rick]

I appreciate it, but the honor is mine considering you're a single mom. Happy Mothers Day! What'll ya have?

[Meditrina]

Since you're buying, I'll have a glass or Ornellaia (sic), a SuperTuscan that is big and juicy.

And kudos to you for driving kids all over God's green earth today with gas @ $3.70 a gallon. cough, cough, cough.

[Big and Juicy Super Texan]

somebody rang?

[Doc Rick]

Well, even in the midst of evil oil companieschaos, family is the most important thing on Earth. *slides a SuperTuscan down Med's way*

[Suzy Q]

Happy Mother's Day, Med. Hope you had a good one!

[Doc Rick]

Just for the record, Happy Mother's Day to all you blog gals raising children. Especially those of you raising husbands. I know it's tough, but the reward in the long run is worth it. ;)

[Siouxie]

LTTG! Hope all you mothers had a wonderful day and the same goes for the wives, moms, daughters of all our bloglits! (for the men who sometimes act like moms too).

I had a great day with mine and I could use a drink or 10 just about now. Prom's over!!! YAY!

[ScottMGS]

$3.70 a gallon!!! Where? Wait, I gotta get my keys.

[baligurl]

Hey, BlogKids! Hope everyone had a good Mom's Day. Rick, I hope my ex is just half the man you are, but I doubt it. Med, I got thru my first Mom's Day as a single parent, you have all my respect. Lemme buy you a big glass of something pricey, and Doc, a beer for you as well.

[baligurl]

Something in the mojito line for Siouxie, as well.

[Siouxie]

Thanks, bali! I hope you had a great one. As a veteran single mom I can only say that it only gets easier/better. Our children make it all worth it.

*sips on her mojito*

I'm off to bed. It's been an exciting yet very tiring weekend here. I'll have prom pics soon for any who want.

Love ya all lots and lots!

[Meditrina]

((((bali)))) It gets easier. Trust me.

Sioux, the pics are Fahbulous, dahlink. Thanks for sharing. I'd lock her away. For the next 20 years or so.

Great fun. Brought back great memories. Thx. I survived Mom's day, and the obligatory phone call. Holy Sh!te! I asked for the time, not how to build the London Tower, complete with Big Ben.

[Doc Rick]

Thanks bali! Being a single mom is rough. When I met Michelle she was raising two kids with a deadbeat ex and I was amazed at how she managed to juggle the little ones lives with such a limited salary. I thought I was tough but she's freaking Jack Bauer compared to me. :)

[Siouxie]

Thanks, Med!! She looked beautiful and had a wonderful time.

Smoochies now...(you too, Rick and bali!)

NIte nite !

[Meditrina]

Rick, you're a gem. I'm gonna go niters now. All those naps have worn me plumb out. ;)

[baligurl]

Pics of my gurls: Elizabeth and Olivia , as the Dorrmouse in Allice in Wonderland. Yep, I'm a proud Mama!

[Doc Rick]

They're very beautiful bali. You have every right to be proud. :)

[baligurl]

Thank you, Rick! Everyone else off to bed? Here, too. Have a good sleep!

[Mot the Hoople]

Mmmmm baligurl, it's kinda obvious where the gals get their beauty from.

[Doc Rick]

Well, this may be my last post for awhile as my unemployment has finally caught up with me. We can't afford the cable/phone/internet bill. Things will get better and I hope to be back in here soon. Until then, take care and God bless all of you! :)

[diverdowndoc]

Happy day-after-Mothers' day to all!

We had a good day- we went to the Botanical gardens, where we ran into some long-lost friends of mine. After not hearing from them for years and not being invited to the Annual Christmas party, I thought they had ditched me- turns out that they had kids a few years back and didn't broadcast the information widely. When I asked the male friend what he was doing now (job-wise), he told me that he had retired (he isn't but a few years older than me).

He bought Pixar stock in the IPO.

DAAAAAAMMN!

[diverdowndoc]

Hope things turn around for you soon, Doc. We will miss you.

[Cat R]

Slinks in®

Doc Rick, come back as soon as you can. You make this blog a warm and humorous place to be.

[Cat R]

*Puts Mom hat back on*

*Sets out coffee, bagels, scrambled eggs, juice*

*Sends healing vibes to Doc and the blogits in OK, MO, GA, and the high school kids in China*

[Punkin]

Thanks, Mom

*grabs coffee & bagel, leaves more good vibes*

[Punkin]

OT/

Pic of our newest addition.

He's a real doll.

[Meanie the Blue]

*Sends job-hunting success vibes to the Doc - hope you'll return soon with positive reports*

*Snaps up a bagel courtesy of Mom R. Wonders what she packed me for lunch*

ddd - my family also went to a botanical garden this weekend as a Mom's Day treat. We saw an exhibit there on someone whom you are quite familiar with, I believe.

[Meanie the Blue]

Punkin/Grandma - born on Mother's Day? Very cool.

Congrats, he's gorgeous.

[Punkin]

Thanks, Meanie - I made him myself!

(He's an actual doll. Yes, it's a weird hobby, but there's a huge market for it. The weirdest part is that as you paint, you have to heat set the paints, so I frequently have baby parts in my oven!)

BUWHAHAHAHAHA!

[Punkin]

Oh, Meanie - In Darwins' Garden, do the plants kill themselves in stupid ways??

[Meanie the Blue]

Punkin, I'm neither a sociologist nor a biologist, but baby parts in your oven still has a very real-life ring to it.

That is an amazing, um ..... creation.

Sorry for the confusion, I thought you were expecting a grandgourd in the not too distant future, and I thought you were announcing his/her arrival.

[Siouxie]

Rick - Come back soon! we'll miss you! (good luck too)

Punkin, that's why I love you man - baby parts in the oven has to be a good idea for a new SK novel. (It's precious though).

ddd!! - missed you, damnit. Hope you had a happy Mommy's day!

[diverdowndoc]

I did Siouxie (thanks for the text! sorry I didn't return it- my thingy® has gone all wonky)! How did the prom go?

*snork* at Punkin's Darwin comment!

[Siouxie]

(prom was great as per the pics) ;-))))