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May 06, 2008

THE SCARIEST MOVIE WE HAVE SEEN SO FAR THIS MORNING

The Avenging Goose of Doom

(Thanks to Drew Harchick)

And in other scary bird news, we have this.

(Thanks to DavCat)

Comments

Whatever you do, do not put down the video camera.


Maybe he was just playing a game of duck, duck goose.

*tosses a comma up to my post*

*HONK!*

That poor dog was bleeding... OMG. Obviously got too close to Mama's nest.

re: 2nd story - those were not chimney swifts. They were chimney not-so-swifts.

Hey, this is really creepy. We had one bird get into our house on two occasions. (Still have not figured out how -- no, not the chimney, no, not the dryer vent, no, no, no.) We came home the first time to find a similar scene. The destruction it caused, evidently trying to alternately attack and escape from our dog, was phenomenal.

Unfortunately, the majority of the birdy-doo and the bloody window were in the baby nursery. Every square inch. I could never figure out how once bird could cr@p so much.

Ick, ick, eew, eew. We bought disinfectant by the gallon drum.

*pulls down extra c*

From the YT comments this is apparently an ongoing problem the fellow has (explaining how he knew having an active video camera would be worthwhile). Apparently that bird is a gander that's decided the boat is its mate.

It's not so farfetched. I know some guys for whom a boat is an extension of their manhood. This is just taking it one step further.

They're gonna need a bigger dog.

Those damned geese are vicious! They're protected, but there are hundreds of thousands of them here in Indy. The videographer should have been shooting it with the Police Chief Special.

Time to make some pillows.

Rabid Goose WBAGNFARB

I foresee a tasty roast goose dinner at that guy's house pretty soon.

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