SOON WE WILL HAVE NO RIGHTS LEFT
(Thanks to Siouxie)
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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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When you bend over to pick something up, how private is your bottom?
Posted by: Eleanor | May 13, 2008 at 07:49 PM
What a Pensis.
Posted by: lilrascal | May 13, 2008 at 07:49 PM
It's Italy. I thought they ran around naked over there most of the time.
Posted by: Doc Rick | May 13, 2008 at 07:50 PM
This is when it pays to have a 'copyright' tattoo in just the right place.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 13, 2008 at 07:51 PM
Good point Annie. I'm just amazed the paramilitary police had to be called in to rid Italy of this scourge.
Posted by: Doc Rick | May 13, 2008 at 07:55 PM
I just flew in from Italy and boy is my shoulder tired!
Posted by: CJrun | May 13, 2008 at 07:57 PM
You flew in one flap down CJ? I'm impressed.
Posted by: Doc Rick | May 13, 2008 at 08:02 PM
Whadda bum.
Posted by: baligurl | May 13, 2008 at 08:04 PM
Rick, I think CJ's other hand was busy (IYKWIM AITYD).
Posted by: Siouxie | May 13, 2008 at 08:06 PM
Snork @ Siouxie!
Posted by: Doc Rick | May 13, 2008 at 08:07 PM
YAY! Siouxie finally got posted!
Posted by: Anywhere-butt-ovah-here | May 13, 2008 at 08:08 PM
He kinda deserves it.
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | May 13, 2008 at 08:11 PM
He kinda deserves it. This article didn't say the worst of his crimes.
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | May 13, 2008 at 08:12 PM
Nice try Sio, but your Annie impression still needs work.
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | May 13, 2008 at 08:14 PM
dang
Posted by: Siouxie | May 13, 2008 at 08:15 PM
dang cause his hand was busy Siouxie?
Posted by: jug | May 13, 2008 at 08:26 PM
Yay, Siouxie finally got a box of wine!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 13, 2008 at 08:30 PM
And having a glass as we type, Annie!
jug, yes. He was holding a beer, what else did you pervs think I meant??? geez.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 13, 2008 at 08:33 PM
"no rights left"
ha ha--humor, I get it.
Posted by: chicomathmom | May 13, 2008 at 08:35 PM
chicomath, is something wrong?
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | May 13, 2008 at 08:36 PM
Oh nothing Siouxie. That's exactly what we thought. Yup. Uh huh
Posted by: jug | May 13, 2008 at 08:38 PM
CJ - put the joystick away and fly properly.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 13, 2008 at 08:41 PM
Dadgum Annie, you sounded just like a mom there.
Posted by: jug | May 13, 2008 at 08:44 PM
It's how I roll, jug. Now sit up straight.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 13, 2008 at 08:51 PM
Anybody wanna bum a photo?
Posted by: CJrun | May 13, 2008 at 08:52 PM
Yes dear.
Posted by: jug | May 13, 2008 at 08:59 PM
Only if it's by a crack photographer.
Posted by: Danny | May 13, 2008 at 09:02 PM
Professional purveyor of pervy porn popped; police are pleased.
Posted by: WriterDude | May 13, 2008 at 09:04 PM
*Danny, plus 2.5*
Posted by: Snor Keeper | May 13, 2008 at 09:18 PM
In this guy's defense, his wife probably asked him if her butt looked big in something. Being male, all he heard was "butt" and "looked".
Posted by: Doc Rick | May 13, 2008 at 09:39 PM
Wonder how he got all that contraceptive film. Oh, pictures... Sorry - carry on....
Posted by: Kathybear | May 13, 2008 at 10:00 PM
He was making a coffee table book for 'end' tables.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 13, 2008 at 10:09 PM