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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Let me guess - it's another remake of Attack of the 50 Foot Woman.
Key tagline: See a female colossus... her mountainous torso, skyscraper limbs, giant desires!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 19, 2008 at 08:01 AM
... and where's Paul Bunyan!?
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | May 19, 2008 at 08:06 AM
Punkin, you left your bra on the beach.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 19, 2008 at 08:12 AM
Paul Bunyan's moobs?
Posted by: emkeane | May 19, 2008 at 08:12 AM
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask Woody Allen ('Cuz He's A Bit Creepy)?
Thanks for the m
ammaemories!Posted by: danceswithtrowels | May 19, 2008 at 08:23 AM
Now THAT is a Wonder Bra.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 19, 2008 at 08:25 AM
Looks like Burning Man found himself a hot woman.
Posted by: random thunking | May 19, 2008 at 08:31 AM
dances, I remember that movie LOL and the giant brassiere.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 19, 2008 at 08:32 AM
Siouxie, who could forget that? :-)
Round 'em up!
Posted by: danceswithvowels | May 19, 2008 at 08:43 AM
And hundreds of desert nomads are looking for their tents.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | May 19, 2008 at 08:56 AM
If the woman were wearing that, it would be MUCH easier to remove with heavy machinery.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | May 19, 2008 at 09:18 AM
My favorite line in the moive: "Keep an eye out, these things usually travel in pairs!"
Posted by: baligurl | May 19, 2008 at 09:21 AM
LOL bali! Remember the talking penis??? that was HYSTERICAL!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 19, 2008 at 09:33 AM
That's definitely from Burning Man. Time to put wheels on it and go windsurfing.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 19, 2008 at 10:08 AM
*imagines an America Cup contestant using that during a down-wind leg*
... that'll increase the TV ratings!
*thinks about building a smaller one for use on a local lake*
*is glad thongs wouldn't work*
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | May 19, 2008 at 10:17 AM
Made of plaster of paris? looks scratchy. I wonder if they can see it from space?
Posted by: daisymae | May 19, 2008 at 10:43 AM
victoria's public!
Posted by: insomniac | May 19, 2008 at 10:58 AM
RAMPARTS!
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | May 19, 2008 at 11:35 AM
…EXCEPT FOR DOLLY PARTON.
Posted by: Rex Range | May 19, 2008 at 11:55 AM
Kibby - want me to post a picture of a thong that WOULD work? No?
and *snork* @ insom.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 19, 2008 at 12:25 PM
I bet you could sail a pirate vessel with those, Ladies.
Oughta be in black, though, for you Sea Devils.
Posted by: danceswithvowels | May 19, 2008 at 01:17 PM
Dances - I seem to remember a scene like that in Peter and the Starcatchers. Had to be Dave's idea...
Posted by: kristie | May 19, 2008 at 03:44 PM
Right you are, 'k! I am a complete suck-up. :-)
Posted by: danceswithvowels | May 19, 2008 at 05:15 PM
Giant bra sale! Today only!
Posted by: MAC | May 19, 2008 at 09:26 PM
ZZZ cup??
Posted by: Ednausean | May 20, 2008 at 07:58 AM
Thanks, I knew I left that somewhere.
Posted by: formerly fun | May 28, 2008 at 02:06 PM