OVERHEARD A FEW MINUTES AGO AT WALT DISNEY WORLD

"Dave, where's the stroller? Our child just projectiled."

Comments

[KEnn]

And it is probably a really hot day. THAT should make this enjoyable.....

[Dr. Manhattan]

FIRST to note that the stroller ain't gonna help much with that.

[Dr. Manhattan]

Or SECOND. Or THIRD. Or TWENTY-FIFTH. I'm not that picky. At least I got close!

[Steve (The 24 Guy)]

Does "projectiled" mean, threw up, or hurtled through space off a roller coaster?

[Guin]

You're at Disney on a Friday night? You are a fabulous dad! Take Sophie on the Winnie the Pooh ride.

[crossgirl]

KEnn, it's not hot today so that's not it. she probably just couldn't stand anymore of those fleshy white tourist thighs framed by plaid short and black socks with sandles.

[lil rascal]

Walt Disney and my mother grew up in the same town, his boyhood home. That is where Walt concieved the idea of projectiled.

[obi wan]

OK, I'm not opening any links anyone posts on this subject. (You should all thank me, because I've forgotten how to do so myself.) Trust me, folks, someone's going to say something along the lines of, "Maybe 'this' was the cause", with "this" being highlighted in blue, and would send everyone to a Barry Manilow pic...

[Meditrina]

Nah, Annie's got a date. Siouxie told me. ;)

[jug]

Sometimes discretion is the better part of link valor.

[CJrun]

I'm not ignoring you, I was just observing a moment of silence for Annie's date.

[Margaritaville]

Yeah, Disney World will do that to ya.

[jug]

It might take more than One CJ.

[Meditrina]

Snork @ CJ.

SMACKS jug.

[CJrun]

Mr. and Ms. Blog are borrowing a child; there is no such thing as a stroller with the one they copyrighted. Although they may be plagiarizing a WetNap.

[Meditrina]

Or there could be more than one guy named Dave @ Disneyworld, non?

[jug]

Ouch Med. What was that for? Can I have another?

[CJrun]

Med, now you're just being silly. Two guys named Dave at Disney, that's just crazy talk.

[Meditrina]

CJ, you know how silly I am. You've seen my toes. ;)

SMACKS jug for good measure. There's plenty to go 'round. Don't make me call Sioux in with the machete, although it would be fun to hack a Gino's pizza into bite sizes.

[jug]

Thanks Med. I feel better already! I may have to pick up a Giordano's or Lou's tomorrow. I have had a pizza craving the past few days.

[Siouxie]

*zaps in for a min*

*SMACKS jug..just cuz*

I hope Dave is having a better time after the projectile barfing episode.

♪ It's a small hurl after all...♫

[CJrun]

I speak for evrybody that likes to cook, and everybody that likes to eat. "Fun" or "edible" are not words associated with Ginos Pizza Snacks. I will drive myself to your house and cook you something decent to eat, before you ever put crap like that in your mouth.

Unless you said a bad word.

[CJrun]

OK, hopefully I get to go clamming tomorrow and cook them in the evening. I may get out-voted, but this is so much better than Gino's Pizza.

Nite all.

[jug]

Thanks Siouxie. A good smack is hard to find....

I am outta here. Good night all

[Doc Rick]

10:00 and everybody's going home? This is Friday night isn't it? ;)

[Betsy]

Oh, Doc...we're all gettin old, that's all. I've been spending days with my 95 yo mom in the hospital for two weeks; she got transferred back to her asst. living apt. today, and somehow I feel like I've been climbing the Him(or Her)alayas.

I just stopped in on the Blog to say 'hi' and wish everyone well before I hit the hay. So, "Hi, Blog! Sleep tight:)"

[Doc Rick]

Niters Betsy! Hope all goes well with your mom. Best wishes. :)

[Cat R]

*Slinks in®*

Puts out coffee, muffins and juice, starts making pancakes, toasting bagels...

Good morning, blogits!

[Betsy]

Hey, Cat. The pancakes sound good. A little Valium in the o.j., and the day can begin:)

Doc...Thanks for the good wishes. I DO like them docs bein' awake at all hours:)

[Edward]

In my day, verbing nouns was unacceptable.

[oneblankspace]

Or as that great philosopher Calvin once put it, Verbing weirds language. I refer of course to the Calvin who spent most of his days with a tiger named Hobbes.

There is more than one Dave in the world; in fact, the present issue was not the first example of Dave's Blog to come up as a result in a goOgle search of "Dave":
this one was.