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May 02, 2008
OVERHEARD A FEW MINUTES AGO AT WALT DISNEY WORLD
"Dave, where's the stroller? Our child just projectiled."
Posted by Dave on May 2, 2008 at 07:58 PM | Permalink
Comments
And it is probably a really hot day. THAT should make this enjoyable.....
Posted by: KEnn | 08:02 PM on May 2, 2008
FIRST to note that the stroller ain't gonna help much with that.
Posted by: Dr. Manhattan | 08:04 PM on May 2, 2008
Or SECOND. Or THIRD. Or TWENTY-FIFTH. I'm not that picky. At least I got close!
Posted by: Dr. Manhattan | 08:05 PM on May 2, 2008
Does "projectiled" mean, threw up, or hurtled through space off a roller coaster?
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | 08:06 PM on May 2, 2008
You're at Disney on a Friday night? You are a fabulous dad! Take Sophie on the Winnie the Pooh ride.
Posted by: Guin | 08:08 PM on May 2, 2008
KEnn, it's not hot today so that's not it. she probably just couldn't stand anymore of those fleshy white tourist thighs framed by plaid short and black socks with sandles.
Posted by: crossgirl | 08:09 PM on May 2, 2008
Walt Disney and my mother grew up in the same town, his boyhood home. That is where Walt concieved the idea of projectiled.
Posted by: lil rascal | 08:22 PM on May 2, 2008
OK, I'm not opening any links anyone posts on this subject. (You should all thank me, because I've forgotten how to do so myself.) Trust me, folks, someone's going to say something along the lines of, "Maybe 'this' was the cause", with "this" being highlighted in blue, and would send everyone to a Barry Manilow pic...
Posted by: obi wan | 08:24 PM on May 2, 2008
Nah, Annie's got a date. Siouxie told me. ;)
Posted by: Meditrina | 09:02 PM on May 2, 2008
Sometimes discretion is the better part of link valor.
Posted by: jug | 09:11 PM on May 2, 2008
I'm not ignoring you, I was just observing a moment of silence for Annie's date.
Posted by: CJrun | 09:16 PM on May 2, 2008
Yeah, Disney World will do that to ya.
Posted by: Margaritaville | 09:17 PM on May 2, 2008
It might take more than One CJ.
Posted by: jug | 09:19 PM on May 2, 2008
Snork @ CJ.
SMACKS jug.
Posted by: Meditrina | 09:27 PM on May 2, 2008
Mr. and Ms. Blog are borrowing a child; there is no such thing as a stroller with the one they copyrighted. Although they may be plagiarizing a WetNap.
Posted by: CJrun | 09:37 PM on May 2, 2008
Or there could be more than one guy named Dave @ Disneyworld, non?
Posted by: Meditrina | 09:39 PM on May 2, 2008
Ouch Med. What was that for? Can I have another?
Posted by: jug | 09:44 PM on May 2, 2008
Med, now you're just being silly. Two guys named Dave at Disney, that's just crazy talk.
Posted by: CJrun | 09:50 PM on May 2, 2008
CJ, you know how silly I am. You've seen my toes. ;)
SMACKS jug for good measure. There's plenty to go 'round. Don't make me call Sioux in with the machete, although it would be fun to hack a Gino's pizza into bite sizes.
Posted by: Meditrina | 10:32 PM on May 2, 2008
Thanks Med. I feel better already! I may have to pick up a Giordano's or Lou's tomorrow. I have had a pizza craving the past few days.
Posted by: jug | 10:42 PM on May 2, 2008
*zaps in for a min*
*SMACKS jug..just cuz*
I hope Dave is having a better time after the projectile barfing episode.
♪ It's a small hurl after all...♫
Posted by: Siouxie | 10:48 PM on May 2, 2008
I speak for evrybody that likes to cook, and everybody that likes to eat. "Fun" or "edible" are not words associated with Ginos Pizza Snacks. I will drive myself to your house and cook you something decent to eat, before you ever put crap like that in your mouth.
Unless you said a bad word.
Posted by: CJrun | 10:48 PM on May 2, 2008
OK, hopefully I get to go clamming tomorrow and cook them in the evening. I may get out-voted, but this is so much better than Gino's Pizza.
Nite all.
Posted by: CJrun | 10:57 PM on May 2, 2008
Thanks Siouxie. A good smack is hard to find....
I am outta here. Good night all
Posted by: jug | 11:00 PM on May 2, 2008
10:00 and everybody's going home? This is Friday night isn't it? ;)
Posted by: Doc Rick | 11:24 PM on May 2, 2008
Oh, Doc...we're all gettin old, that's all. I've been spending days with my 95 yo mom in the hospital for two weeks; she got transferred back to her asst. living apt. today, and somehow I feel like I've been climbing the Him(or Her)alayas.
I just stopped in on the Blog to say 'hi' and wish everyone well before I hit the hay. So, "Hi, Blog! Sleep tight:)"
Posted by: Betsy | 11:52 PM on May 2, 2008
Niters Betsy! Hope all goes well with your mom. Best wishes. :)
Posted by: Doc Rick | 11:59 PM on May 2, 2008
Puts out coffee, muffins and juice, starts making pancakes, toasting bagels...
Good morning, blogits!
Posted by: Cat R | 07:37 AM on May 3, 2008
Hey, Cat. The pancakes sound good. A little Valium in the o.j., and the day can begin:)
Doc...Thanks for the good wishes. I DO like them docs bein' awake at all hours:)
Posted by: Betsy | 08:49 AM on May 3, 2008
In my day, verbing nouns was unacceptable.
Posted by: Edward | 09:22 AM on May 3, 2008
Or as that great philosopher Calvin once put it, Verbing weirds language. I refer of course to the Calvin who spent most of his days with a tiger named Hobbes.
There is more than one Dave in the world; in fact, the present issue was not the first example of Dave's Blog to come up as a result in a goOgle search of "Dave":
this one was.
Posted by: oneblankspace | 09:54 AM on May 3, 2008
