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May 25, 2008

ONE BY ONE, WE ARE LOSING ALL OF OUR BASIC CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS

Frontier Airlines is going to charge more for antlers.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

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Flight attendant to passenger at Frontier Airlines boarding gate: "I'm sorry sir, but the buck stops here".

So they are charging for an extra buck.

What if I just wear a big hat?

What if your pet is wearing antlers?

"I'm sorry, deer, but you have to ride in the baggage compartment."

Let me get this straight, the price of fuel goes up so they charge more for unaccompanied minors?

Here's a thought: Why not charge more for the tickets? Wait, no, that would be too honest.

I really, REALLY hate all these f$%Ying surcharges. JUST RAISE THE PRICE OF THE TICKETS, YOU MORONS! I think the airline executives get together in a conference room, and give a prize to whoever comes up with the worst way to alienate passengers.

"Let's charge another $25 to use the lavatory!" "Anyone who uses a barf bag gets billed $50!"

I need a clarification: how many dollars for a 12-point buck?

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