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May 14, 2008

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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*sigh*

Time to get the gene pool bleach again.

So, who's the lucky soon-to-be-single-father this time?

Relax, people. It's just pork rinds.

She's from Louisiana. Chicks there normally have a beer gut after turning 25.

Saw those today, Steve and I'm wondering why she'd be smoking if she were? Maybe it's a "Punk'd" episode??

I think she just swallowed a python.

Stop that, Annie and Sio, I was talking about the reptile.

*hops around on one foot, trying to get bathing suit on*

Or a Very Special Episode of "How I Met Your Baby Mama Mother" ...

How he met her?!? He grew UP with her!

Careful with the mankini and Little Ricky, CJ.

Oh, please oh please let it be too much dim sum...

Between the Spearses and the Duggars, "Idiocracy" is beginning to ring truer and truer by the month!

Green, more likely more "dum life" - I agree with you about the idiocracy.

Who cares if she's pregnant or not. She's just another human like we, except fifteen times more miserable. I feel sorry for her.

I care - she drives near me. And she's reproducing. And texting.

This is what I love about Hollywood. Every woman's stomach has to be flatter than crepes run over by a Mack truck. Just go to one all-you-can-eat shrimp night at Red Lobster and suddenly you're knocked up with twins.
There was a picture of a "pregnant" Jennifer Aniston floating around a while ago. I'm pretty sure she just made a poor choice in underwear.

What I fail to understand is why people in the UK give a rats arse about Britney? Don't they have enough sluts and whores of their own to worry about? Apparently every famous celeb over there is a reality show contestant who sunbathes topless and they're worried whether or not some U.S. pop star (barely) is preggers or not. Stupid Brits! *not all Brits, just the tabloid reading losers*

What Merri Lee said. If I ever made it in Hollywood, I'd constantly have my picture on the front of the tabloids with "PREGNANT WITH QUINTS?" under it.

Renee, they'll be saying my quints are coming outta my Cuban ass!

*sigh*

Doc - the Brits are still bitter about losing the war. As for Hollywood, most new moms have work done on the birthing table - great excuse for surgery and a handy time to tighten stuff up, especially if you've spent your birth-control money on $tarbucks.

Merri: Poor Choice in Underwear WBAGNFARB

So would Pregnant With Quints.

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