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Posted by: ScottMGS | May 14, 2008 at 10:32 AM
Time to get the gene pool bleach again.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 14, 2008 at 10:33 AM
So, who's the lucky soon-to-be-single-father this time?
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | May 14, 2008 at 10:38 AM
Relax, people. It's just pork rinds.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 14, 2008 at 10:38 AM
A followup with more pictures
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | May 14, 2008 at 10:44 AM
She's from Louisiana. Chicks there normally have a beer gut after turning 25.
Posted by: Doc Rick | May 14, 2008 at 10:46 AM
Saw those today, Steve and I'm wondering why she'd be smoking if she were? Maybe it's a "Punk'd" episode??
Posted by: Siouxie | May 14, 2008 at 10:48 AM
I think she just swallowed a python.
Stop that, Annie and Sio, I was talking about the reptile.
*hops around on one foot, trying to get bathing suit on*
Posted by: CJrun | May 14, 2008 at 10:58 AM
Or a Very Special Episode of "How I Met Your
Baby MamaMother" ...Posted by: Steve Haller | May 14, 2008 at 10:58 AM
How he met her?!? He grew UP with her!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 14, 2008 at 11:02 AM
Careful with the mankini and Little Ricky, CJ.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 14, 2008 at 11:03 AM
Oh, please oh please let it be too much dim sum...
Between the Spearses and the Duggars, "Idiocracy" is beginning to ring truer and truer by the month!
Posted by: GreenEyedLilo | May 14, 2008 at 11:24 AM
Green, more likely more "dum life" - I agree with you about the idiocracy.
Who cares if she's pregnant or not. She's just another human like we, except fifteen times more miserable. I feel sorry for her.
Posted by: circuit7 | May 14, 2008 at 11:41 AM
I care - she drives near me. And she's reproducing. And texting.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 14, 2008 at 11:53 AM
This is what I love about Hollywood. Every woman's stomach has to be flatter than crepes run over by a Mack truck. Just go to one all-you-can-eat shrimp night at Red Lobster and suddenly you're knocked up with twins.
There was a picture of a "pregnant" Jennifer Aniston floating around a while ago. I'm pretty sure she just made a poor choice in underwear.
Posted by: Merri Lee | May 14, 2008 at 11:54 AM
What I fail to understand is why people in the UK give a rats arse about Britney? Don't they have enough sluts and whores of their own to worry about? Apparently every famous celeb over there is a reality show contestant who sunbathes topless and they're worried whether or not some U.S. pop star (barely) is preggers or not. Stupid Brits! *not all Brits, just the tabloid reading losers*
Posted by: Doc Rick | May 14, 2008 at 11:56 AM
What Merri Lee said. If I ever made it in Hollywood, I'd constantly have my picture on the front of the tabloids with "PREGNANT WITH QUINTS?" under it.
Posted by: Renee (the First) | May 14, 2008 at 12:40 PM
Renee, they'll be saying my quints are coming outta my Cuban ass!
*sigh*
Posted by: Siouxie | May 14, 2008 at 01:07 PM
Doc - the Brits are still bitter about losing the war. As for Hollywood, most new moms have work done on the birthing table - great excuse for surgery and a handy time to tighten stuff up, especially if you've spent your birth-control money on $tarbucks.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 14, 2008 at 01:38 PM
Merri: Poor Choice in Underwear WBAGNFARB
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 14, 2008 at 03:27 PM
So would Pregnant With Quints.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 14, 2008 at 03:28 PM