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May 03, 2008

NATURE UPDATE

Nature's getting kinky.

"Sex Pest Seals" would be a good name for a rock band, if it isn't already.

(Thanks to SandyEggo)

Comments

"Hey baby, you know what they say...once you go penguin..."

Is it good to be hung like a seal?

Walter is my only frame of reference, but he was a walrus.

Why am I thinking about this at 7:57 a.m. on a Saturday??

*goes to get a life*

The life store isn't open yet.

*settles for coffee & a bear claw*

The South African-based scientists who witnessed the incident say it is the most unusual case of mammal mating behaviour yet known.

I guess South African-based scientists have never hung around mid-town Atlanta on a Saturday night.

*instead of Life, passes Punkin some Chex*

The life store doesn't open until 10:00 Punkin.

Thankx, Jug

Want a bear claw???

Sure. Got any coffee to go with it?

Pinniped-ophile.

adelie penguins sometimes "prostitute" themselves to get stones for nest-building

Right. Blame the victim.

"After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird it had just assaulted, the scientists report."

(sigh) We're in for another men-bashing session among the female blogits, aren't we? Who will be first? Annie? Siouxie?

But this is thought to be the first recorded example of a mammal trying to have sex with a member of another class of vertebrate, such as a bird, fish, reptile, or amphibian.

it would seem those scientist need to watch much internet porn. or so i've heard.

"The incident, which lasted for 45 minutes and was caught on camera, is reported in the Journal of Ethology."-----I'm sure the penguin thanks you for your help and extreme kindness.

Heidi Klum is always saying how sexy Seal is.

Uh oh. The penguin's spouse is NOT amused.

A penquin took his car to a mechanic to be fixed, then went next door for ice cream while he waited.

When he returned, he asked the mechanic what was wrong.

Mechanic replied, "looks like you blew a seal."

Penquin said, "No, that's just ice cream."

SandySnork!

*snork* at siouxie!!

Figures. Antarctic fur seals ... they're all alike.

>But this is thought to be the first recorded example of a mammal trying to have sex with a member of another class of vertebrate, such as a bird, fish, reptile, or amphibian.

Readers of this blog will be familiar with news of human males getting it on with bicycles, vaccuum cleaners and all sorts of things. Ho hum.

And goats and cows and camels and ,,,

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