JESUS SIGHTINGS UPDATE
Now: a cider bottle.
(Thanks to Siouxie)
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May 02, 2008
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Dude needs more cider...
Posted by: eilbeback | May 02, 2008 at 11:07 AM
Hard cider I suspect.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | May 02, 2008 at 11:09 AM
"I'm not sure what message Jesus was sending and maybe now we'll never know."
Jesus: "Dude, if you see me, you're too fargin' drunk."
Posted by: Siouxie | May 02, 2008 at 11:12 AM
What's next, Ale Mary?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 02, 2008 at 11:17 AM
Don't laugh. It's a real miracle, I tells ya, like Jesus parting the Red Sea.
Posted by: Ernie G | May 02, 2008 at 11:22 AM
Alternative headline:
"Messiah Cider Sighting"
Posted by: CJrun | May 02, 2008 at 11:22 AM
*snork* @ Meanie!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 02, 2008 at 11:23 AM
That's Jesus? Maybe after a bar fight.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 02, 2008 at 11:56 AM
And here I thought Jesus might have better things to do.
Posted by: Margaritaville | May 02, 2008 at 11:59 AM
Looks more like a Three King of Orient Are.
Posted by: Mr Death | May 02, 2008 at 12:08 PM
Yabbut deos it save?
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | May 02, 2008 at 12:09 PM
Looks a lot more like one of the Knights Who Say Ni.
Posted by: Diva | May 02, 2008 at 12:10 PM
GMTA, Mr Death!
Posted by: Diva | May 02, 2008 at 12:12 PM
I was thinking it looked like one of the "Small Gray" aliens. All hail the Overlords!!!
Posted by: Hammond Rye | May 02, 2008 at 12:16 PM
*Waves @ Overlord Hammie!!!!* Hiya, Stranger! :)
Posted by: Diva | May 02, 2008 at 12:19 PM
I never realized Jesus had Mutton Chops? Or is this a new fashion statement? Maybe that's the message Cartwright couldn't decipher . . . "Blessed are the mutton chopped, for they shall inherit the beer."
Posted by: Pinky | May 02, 2008 at 12:24 PM
*WAVES @ Hammie!!!*
Posted by: Siouxie | May 02, 2008 at 12:25 PM
Jesus is saying, dude, you just missed your chance to make a quick buck on ebay.
Posted by: crossgirl | May 02, 2008 at 12:29 PM
"I'm not sure what message Jesus was sending and maybe now we'll never know."
Perhaps, "Get a life?"
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | May 02, 2008 at 12:31 PM
Maybe Jesus has had some, ahem, work done.
*waves ticket at Hammie!*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 02, 2008 at 12:35 PM
I dunno, I think it looks more like Hades from Hercules
Posted by: ellie | May 02, 2008 at 12:45 PM
10 to 14 Proof that there is a God? I'm not sure that's convincing.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 02, 2008 at 12:47 PM
I'd be much more devout if it turns out I can find Jesus (or he can find me) in a bar. This is exciting news!
Posted by: cowhand214 | May 02, 2008 at 12:49 PM
Jesus walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey, you look familiar. You're the guy from that Dos Equis commercial!"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 02, 2008 at 12:53 PM
For cowhand, and meanie, if he needs more proof
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 02, 2008 at 01:00 PM
Kinda looks like a Volcagnome that's lost his cap.
Posted by: CJrun | May 02, 2008 at 01:02 PM
LOL Annie! I found this one:
A priest meets a drunk outside a bar. The drunk claims to be Jesus. The priest disagrees, the man insists. Finally, the priest says, “how can you prove it?” The man, says “come with me.” They go inside the bar. The bartender says, “Jesus Christ, not you again…”
Posted by: Siouxie | May 02, 2008 at 01:05 PM
*snork* @ Siouxie! My dad said Jesus was Irish because he had 12 drinkin' buddies and his mother thought he was G0d.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 02, 2008 at 01:15 PM
What Would Jesus Chug?
Posted by: Cat R | May 02, 2008 at 01:24 PM
Hi, Cat! How you doin'? :)
Posted by: Diva | May 02, 2008 at 01:35 PM
I think he looks like Han Solo when he was frozen in that freezy thing.
Posted by: Punkin | May 02, 2008 at 01:35 PM
*goes off to look for a bigger handbasket.*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 02, 2008 at 01:35 PM
'course, Harrison Ford could make me say "Oh God!" anytime!!
Posted by: Punkin | May 02, 2008 at 01:36 PM
Annie - I'm warming up the rocketsled...I'll save you a seat.
Posted by: Punkin | May 02, 2008 at 01:37 PM
Hi, Diva!
Spending waaay too much time on the computer. Problem is, nobody's paying me for that lately. ;P
Posted by: Cat R | May 02, 2008 at 01:37 PM
And just wait quietly! No fidgeting!
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | May 02, 2008 at 01:38 PM
Annie, this one looks a little bigger.
Posted by: Cat R | May 02, 2008 at 01:40 PM
Annie, we're gonna need a bigger basket.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 02, 2008 at 01:42 PM
Jesus loves me, this I know, For this bottle told me so.
No American beers to Him belong, They are weak but His is strong.
Yes, Jesus loves me, Yes, Jesus loves me,
Yes, Jesus loves me, This bottle tells me so.
Jesus loves me, this I know, For this bottle told me so.
He will wash away my sin, and let a few more brews come in.
Jesus loves me, loves me still, Though now I'm very weak and ill,
From His blurry throne on high, Comes to watch me where I lie.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | May 02, 2008 at 01:48 PM
*not gonna WAVE again*
but I'll LOL @ Hammie!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 02, 2008 at 01:51 PM
*Waves @ Siouxie!!!*
Posted by: Hammond Rye | May 02, 2008 at 01:52 PM
I've seen Jesus after having a few to many on a number of occasions. Of course I've also seen Satan and Michael McDonald singing karaoke together.
Posted by: Doug D. | May 02, 2008 at 01:56 PM
you've just burned through one of your "Get Out of Hell Free" cards with that one Hammie. Reserve your seat now in Siouxie's handbasket.
Posted by: wickedwitch | May 02, 2008 at 01:56 PM
Ahem, Hammie. Siouxie is not the only one who waved atcha.... ;) And *applause* for the new hymn for gr'ups!
*double snork* @ Punkin! AYMEN, Sister! Loves me some Harry. I can't wait until the new Indiana Jones movie comes out!!
Posted by: Diva | May 02, 2008 at 02:01 PM
*Waves @ Diva!!!*
*Waves @ Souxie!!! (Just to be safe, machete etc...)
*Waves @ Annie!!!*
Posted by: Hammond Rye | May 02, 2008 at 02:06 PM
*waves petite basket @ Hammie!!!*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 02, 2008 at 02:11 PM
*tosses empty bottle of Jesus beer at Hammie*
"Ahem! There are OTHER ladies here worth waving at, Mister!"
Posted by: Punkin | May 02, 2008 at 02:12 PM
*Ducks*
*Waves @ Punkin and all others that I may have overlooked!!!*
Posted by: Hammond Rye | May 02, 2008 at 02:19 PM
Hammond you're never going to win. Best to just wave @ all the blog gals and move along. ;)
Posted by: Doc Rick | May 02, 2008 at 02:20 PM
He must have been drinking a gentile version of this:
http://www.shmaltz.com
Posted by: SpecialNobodie | May 02, 2008 at 02:31 PM
Nope, Rick. I want my OWN wave ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie | May 02, 2008 at 02:45 PM
Yeah, Siouxie! We don't want no sloppy second waves!
If Hammie can't wave to ALL the gals, maybe he don't need that wavin' arm.
*polishes the machete*
Here ya go, Siouxie - nice & shiney, just like you like it.
Posted by: Punkin | May 02, 2008 at 02:47 PM
Here's a wave for ya Siouxie. :)
Posted by: Doc Rick | May 02, 2008 at 02:59 PM
YAY! Shiny machete! Thanks BFF!
*thinks Hammie's regretting the first time he WAVED @ me*
hehe
Posted by: Siouxie | May 02, 2008 at 03:02 PM
Sheesh, what am I, Rick - chopped lizard?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 02, 2008 at 03:07 PM
Love it, Rick! thanks ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie | May 02, 2008 at 03:07 PM
You're a Yankee fan Annie. I would never dishonor you by using some trolley dodger wave. Siouxie is in Miami and they don't have enough fans to generate a wave. *waits for judi to borrow Siouxie's machete and ducks in advance*
Posted by: Doc Rick | May 02, 2008 at 03:16 PM
*throws the "s" up to complete Yankees*
Posted by: Doc Rick | May 02, 2008 at 03:18 PM
*SMACKS* Rick!
Axe-shually, I will be the most devoted FAN this Saturday when I go to a Marlins game. I'll generate enough waves.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 02, 2008 at 03:20 PM
*smacks Rick with dead fish*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 02, 2008 at 03:23 PM
Siouxie, make sure to wave to the other 13 fans that will be there with you. The others will still be outside trying to figure out how to get past the gate with their walkers.
Posted by: Doc Rick | May 02, 2008 at 03:26 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmph!
Why is it always Jesus on these bottles, windows, toast points, etc., but never Moses?
Can't we get at least one sighting? I mean, we are the Chosen People, after all.
Rememeber -- Jesus saves, but Moses invests!
(no offense intended)
Posted by: klezmerphan | May 02, 2008 at 03:31 PM
Doc, that's cold, especially from a Stros' fan.
klez - patience - whem Moses shows up, it'll be so rare that he'll be worth way more.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 02, 2008 at 03:35 PM
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG THAT'S SO HILARIOUS!! I JUST PEED IN MA PANTS!
(there's actually 14)
Posted by: Siouxie | May 02, 2008 at 03:36 PM
*
Loansgives Siouxie a Depends™.*Posted by: Punkin | May 02, 2008 at 03:48 PM
Well the people of Miami don't know what they're missing. Helluva good young team over there.
Posted by: Doc Rick | May 02, 2008 at 03:50 PM
Or a Wasp Nest Jesus Virgin Mary Face on Mars mebbee
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | May 02, 2008 at 03:55 PM
MKJ, that bears a striking resemblance to this guy.
Posted by: Cat R | May 02, 2008 at 04:00 PM
Cats: JC?
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | May 02, 2008 at 04:10 PM
Here ya go, klez. La Chaim!
Posted by: CJrun | May 02, 2008 at 04:18 PM
I agree with Klezmerphan. Our prophets enjoy a good cider just as much as yours, at least I thought so.
Even Allah gets to be on stuff, and He's not even physical. I guess we Jews never have any fun.
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | May 02, 2008 at 04:43 PM
Cat - or this guy.
Posted by: Diva | May 02, 2008 at 04:51 PM
Thanks, CJ! I knew I could count on you for a refreshing beverage!
Posted by: klezmerphan | May 02, 2008 at 04:58 PM
It's Friday people. Time for a little freedom. *yeah it's cheezy but it's better than Manilow...almost*
Posted by: Doc Rick | May 02, 2008 at 05:34 PM
Thanks, Doc. That was a good movie. Mikey McD always creeped me out with too much eye contact. Picky, I know, but I can afford to be. ;p
Off to play, soon. Ciao, Meows!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 02, 2008 at 05:57 PM
Is there a bartender in the house?
Evening all
Posted by: jug | May 02, 2008 at 07:33 PM
Jug, the house special is on tap if you'd like it. Otherwise it's your call. ;)
Posted by: Doc Rick | May 02, 2008 at 07:58 PM
Jameson's neat please. How are ya Doc?
Posted by: jug | May 02, 2008 at 08:01 PM
Looks like a guy with a beard to me.
Posted by: daisymae | May 02, 2008 at 08:05 PM
I'd love a cold Miller's dry, if ya got one.
Posted by: daisymae | May 02, 2008 at 08:08 PM
MY bad...make that a Michelob dry...
Posted by: daisymae | May 02, 2008 at 08:08 PM
Evening. Drinks are on Dave tonight. Judi told me. Apparently, he is still at the draft.
Posted by: Meditrina | May 02, 2008 at 08:12 PM
Saaayyyy, isn't that Michael McDonald on that cider bottle?
Posted by: CJrun | May 02, 2008 at 08:43 PM